You Might Be A wannabe Dom if............

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Submissive Ophelia -> You Might Be A wannabe Dom if............ (1/13/2004 8:51:30 PM)
You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms) If you ever use the phrase "A real sub wouldn't have a problem doing that"... you might be a Wannabe If you think the word "submissive" means the same thing as "easy"... you might be a Wannabe If you think leading your sub around by a leash in the supermarket is appropriate entertainment for everyone... you might be a Wannabe If you think it's perfectly acceptable to address all submissives as "slut"... you might be a Wannabe If you think SSC stands for "See Submissives Cower"...you might be a Wannabe If your vanity plate reads "MSTR-2-U"... you might be a Wannabe If you enter a chat room and command all the subs to call you Sir... you might be a Wannabe If you're trying to book a flight to GOR... you might be a Wannabe If you think all subs put out on the first date... you might be a Wannabe If you think the only purpose for nipple piercing is to have a place to hang your car keys... you might be a Wannabe If you think the GOR novels are based in fact... you might be a Wannabe If you can't understand why a sub refuses to meet you for the first time alone at your place... you might be a Wannabe If you think limits are nothing you need to consider seriously... you might be a Wannabe If you think safewords are for sissies... you might be a Wannabe If you think placing a "Sir" or "Master" in front of your nick name automatically makes you a Dom... you might be a Wannabe If you think R/L is just like cyber... you might be a Wannabe If you think using lube for fisting or anal play is too kind... you might be a Wannabe (or a really mean sadist) If you have to constantly refer to the owner's manual to use your toys... you might be a Wannabe If you think Dom's can't show their feelings and need to be cold and aloof... you might be a Wannabe If you have any reason to fear ATF Agents could confiscate your toys... you might be a Wannabe If you think the KGB Interrogation Manual is the definitive "how to" book for BDSM... you might be a Wannabe. If you think sterile needles for play piercing are too expensive to only use once... you might be a Wannabe If household items don't inspire you (wooden spoons, clothespins, etc.)... you might be a Wannabe If you think electricity play consists of plug in socket/exposed wires touching sub... you might be a Wannabe If you think a bullwhip is the best choice for a warm up tool... you might be a Wannabe (found on the Internet without an author name. whoever knows the author name feel free to share) Hope this broke the ice here on humor board! i have the sub one too...somewhere if i can find it in my files....;) [image]local://upfiles/12148/Fs544126874.jpg[/image]

ShadowHwk -> RE: You Might Be A wannabe Dom if............ (1/14/2004 4:38:55 AM)
Too funny! Great way to start the day.

sub4hire -> RE: You Might Be A wannabe Dom if............ (1/20/2004 4:59:00 PM)
Can you please post the wannabee sub list? Thanks, GLoria

SherriA -> RE: You Might Be A wannabe Dom if............ (1/20/2004 6:04:50 PM)
As requested, here's the sub component. I don't have an author credit for this, so if anyone knows who wrote it, please let me know. -- Sherri You Might Be A Wannabe (Subs) If you don't know what "R/L" means... you might be a Wannabe If you think it's not necessary to communicate what you need or want to your Dom because what you want is not important... you might be a Wannabe If you've never considered the possibility that your online Master is really a 14-year-old named Jason... you might be a Wannabe. If you think being collared and spanked online qualifies you as an experienced sub... you might be a Wannabe. If you think you have no limits... you might be a Wannabe If you think using your safeword means you're not a "real" sub... you might be a Wannabe If you consent to wearing a Dom/Domme's brand at your first R/L session with Him or Her... you might be a Wannabe If you think bruises and broken limbs are standard bdsm play....you might be a Wannabe If you think you must have total respect for anyone who calls himself/herself Dom/Domme... you might be a Wannabe If you think the best sub is the one who can stand the most pain... you might be a Wannabe If you think R/L is just like cyber... you might be a Wannabe If you consent your first live meet with a Dom/me without using a safety net... you might be a Wannabe If you think being a sub is all about being abused... you might be a Wannabe If you think CBT means "Come and Bring Toys"... you might be a Wannabe If you have to remove your collar so your Master can walk his dog... you might be a Wannabe (and your Dom is really cheap) If you think sub-space is the cage a Dom keeps His or Her sub in... you might be a Wannabe If you think enemas are only given for medicinal purposes...you might be a Wannabe If you think submission means never saying "no"... you might be a Wannabe If you have to spit out your chewing tobacco before you can be gagged... you might be a redneck as well as a Wannabe

SubmissiveOphelia -> RE: You Might Be A wannabe Dom if............ (1/21/2004 11:10:57 PM)
oh no! oops..... i forgot 'bout this thread, and did not post the sub ones....oops... thanks Sherri! -ophelia [image]local://upfiles/8707/Xv653935224.gif[/image]

Kuraria -> RE: You Might Be A wannabe Dom if............ (11/25/2004 1:43:06 PM)
these lists are so nice... I'm glad you posted them a lot of people need to see these on mirc and yahoo aka disney gor.

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