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mnottertail -> peener pictures/new dom (5/8/2005 6:57:49 AM)

I am a rather gross fellow, my speech is usually filled with fucks and shits and goddammits, so if I offend you with what I am about to say, please; it is not intended to do so, I ask tolerance ahead of time. All references are het with man dom, thats the flesh I deal in, but it applies to other fleshpeddlers I hope.

This is basic and I would like to post it in some forum to be read by all these on-liners and new or wannabe Doms:

A resultant problem from online born slavers is the artificial formalities associated with the capitalization or lowercasing of letters, as well as the inanely formal third party speech patterns that flourish hereabouts. I call 'em the O/oooooooohs and A/aaaaaaahs crowd.

The problem I got with this is that if I tell my slave to call me Master, (with a capital M) and all the time she is calling me master (with a small m) then she is getting by with something and I am losing respect...LOL. This is entirely unenforceable and misses the entire point of interpersonal relationships in this lifestyle. Now, if you really are trying to jack a round in the chamber, calling me Master will assist in that endeavor, along with other forms of begging and groveling.

In fact, my slave can say to me "Hey, you fuckin' asshole, I told you to take out the garbage two days ago..." (I have to take it out, cause how you gonna be naked, in collar and cuffs and go to the trashcan in 40 below zero weather?) The requirement is as long as it is done with awe and respect... So according to the hardcores I am not a real kinkster 'cause I allow those things to occur. Hopefully you will not think less of me because of it... (LOL)

The overriding principle here though is to lead the ordinary life in a non-ordinary fashion. Also, a formality and a basic outfit of manners for those who are not intimate friends seem to me to be in order... Oft times hard enough to glean someone's true intent from non-intoned and expressionless words and this featureless screen. So at first, one should be rather courtly, until all parties are comfortable and desire descent into the next ring of familiarity.

I think that many people in the goofers and gamers crowd need some guidance, and a wary tolerance. Especially in the case of inexperienced Doms. You will find the site copious and lascivious with profiles of women who state, “I have absolutely no experience at this but must have a Dom who has vast experience.” This leads the Doms to puffery, over claiming actual accomplishment. (further rant continued in the stupid chicken dance) However; like all young kids they feel they know it all (at least the greater part of them IMHO). And will have to make their own mistakes. But in truth, if you now need a license to run a gun, a car, or many other things that require some social responsibility, I am nearing the opinion that at least those who claim dominance should have to have a certificate to activate on this site (and maybe some sub/slaves, as well) perhaps a series of fundamental questions that if the majority are answered correctly... i.e.

1. Do you have a picture of your dick?
A. yes
B. no

2. How long should you converse online with a sub/slave before you say "on your knees, bitch, start sucking.”?
A. first thing
B. one year
C. never

And so on...


The Stupid Chicken Dance.

Look, fellas. There is no difference in BDSM, D/s, S/m, lifestyle, the craft or whatever you wanna call this, and real life. Women (and I am talking about Het, because that's the flesh I deal in, but this holds for ALL types of relationships) are gonna put up their profile here, sit and wait for you to approach them, impress them and excite their imagination. In the world so far as I am knowledgeable; only in humans is the female the decorated species; colorful clothes (plumage), colorful face (via makeup, again plumage) and pendulous breasts far exceeding the basic animalistic need. Maybe this is what messes some of you up.

Therefore; I call this the Stupid Chicken Dance. So think of a grouse or a pheasant or some other animal; the male will strut and puff and make noises to impress the female. NOWHERE does he ever show his dick in the courtship! (In fact there is many a hen that has never caught a glimpse of one, but are pinned for duty frequently.) Furthermore; women routinely drop 10 + pound babies with just a few hours practice and a great many desire fisting. Vagina-- (latin) anachronistic but accurate definition: rubber band....think about that, you got time... Your little 4 ouncer ain’t scaring NOBODY! So put that thing away! You ain't scarin' no little girls with it. Now at some point, if she decides she wants you for a chauffer and asks you to park the caddillac in the garage....then it would be an excellent opportunity for you to do your legendary thing.

Nowhere does he intimidate or threaten any female in any manner during this courtship. THIS IS YOUR BIGGEST TEST and a test it is.

Having done this ancient ritual courting dance, successfully......the female will then do the stupid chicken dance for you.

What does that entail at this point? You can pretty much do what you want...maul her, humiliate her, do extremely depraved things...nearly anything you want, and she will enjoy it and increase the intensity of it in a wondrous way.

Take a lesson from life. Now in the end result, the female only does these things by agreement, you ain't always smarter, bigger, better-looking or any number of things...but acceptable. Now, many women on this site are perhaps over-sensitive and take umbrage too quickly. However; it is incumbent upon you to have some basic manners and social skills, while you need to approach them in the main and you are at the risk of rejection, these women have got to fend off dozens of uncouth advances every single second. Show some empathy and toleration, this is the first step of communication. I am now accepting the inevitable community flames.....LOL






SirKenin -> RE: peener pictures/new dom (5/8/2005 9:13:04 AM)

Ok, what was the point of all that? I guess if I finished reading it there might have been a slim chance that I would have found out, but it just sounds like a pointless rant to Me.

If you don't like caps, do not use them. Do not insist on them. Who really cares? Does that make you more of a man because you follow what you consider to be a superior protocol? Maybe the next person does not like the way of your protocol. So f-in what (as Metallica would say)? Do what you want and let them do what they want.

In short? Live and let live... You'll find it a lot easier on your fingers and significantly less pressure on your cranium.




mnottertail -> RE: peener pictures/new dom (5/8/2005 9:23:03 AM)

Dear SirKenin,

Ok, what was the point of all that? I guess if I finished reading it there might have been a slim chance that I would have found out, but it just sounds like a pointless rant to Me.
And that's all it is; is a pointless rant.



If you don't like caps, do not use them. Do not insist on them. Who really cares?
I had hoped to some degree to intimate this very thing.

Sincerely,
Ron




stormsfate -> RE: peener pictures/new dom (5/8/2005 10:04:29 AM)

Thanks so much for the chuckle and for the visuals...lol. Nice post and SO on the mark in many ways. I have to agree with feline, though...the very people you are trying to make these helpful suggestions to likely won't have the capacity to grasp the message.


best regards,
fate




BlkTallFullfig -> RE: peener pictures/new dom (5/8/2005 10:21:19 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail
the male will strut and puff and make noises to impress the female. NOWHERE does he ever show his dick in the courtship! (In fact there is many a hen that has never caught a glimpse of one, but are pinned for duty frequently.) Furthermore; women routinely drop 10 + pound babies with just a few hours practice and a great many desire fisting. Vagina-- (latin) anachronistic but accurate definition: rubber band....think about that, you got time... Your little 4 ouncer ain’t scaring NOBODY! So put that thing away! You ain't scarin' no little girls with it.

Nowhere does he intimidate or threaten any female in any manner during this courtship. THIS IS YOUR BIGGEST TEST and a test it is.

Having done this ancient ritual courting dance, successfully......the female will then do the stupid chicken dance for you.

What does that entail at this point? You can pretty much do what you want...maul her, humiliate her, do extremely depraved things...nearly anything you want, and she will enjoy it and increase the intensity of it in a wondrous way.

Loved the post; funny, and with very good advice that the pecker flashers and uncouth will Unfortunately Not heed, but good just the same. M




BobcatsLilMinx -> RE: peener pictures/new dom (5/8/2005 11:06:46 AM)

quote:

my slave can say to me "Hey, you fuckin' asshole, I told you to take out the garbage two days ago..."


Oh my God, I don't think I could say that to anybody!! *blushing at the language there, goodness me, my innocent eyes are forever tainted...*

quote:

So put that thing away! You ain't scarin' no little girls with it


I don't know, I've seen a few that scared me... *giggles*

This was funny... and I'm so glad you explained what the Stupid Chicken Dance is!!!!




SirKenin -> RE: peener pictures/new dom (5/8/2005 12:24:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Dear SirKenin,

Ok, what was the point of all that? I guess if I finished reading it there might have been a slim chance that I would have found out, but it just sounds like a pointless rant to Me.
And that's all it is; is a pointless rant.


Ok, as long as we're on the same page.

quote:

If you don't like caps, do not use them. Do not insist on them. Who really cares?
I had hoped to some degree to intimate this very thing.


Ok, then I had missed your meaning. If I did, there is a very good chance your target audience will too, in which case the method of delivery was counterproductive. Indeed, I did not even bother to finish reading the diatribe.

Just some food for thought.




AAkasha -> RE: peener pictures/new dom (5/8/2005 12:29:43 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SirKenin

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Dear SirKenin,

Ok, what was the point of all that? I guess if I finished reading it there might have been a slim chance that I would have found out, but it just sounds like a pointless rant to Me.
And that's all it is; is a pointless rant.


Ok, as long as we're on the same page.

quote:

If you don't like caps, do not use them. Do not insist on them. Who really cares?
I had hoped to some degree to intimate this very thing.


Ok, then I had missed your meaning. If I did, there is a very good chance your target audience will too, in which case the method of delivery was counterproductive. Indeed, I did not even bother to finish reading the diatribe.

Just some food for thought.


I think everyone got it but you.

Just some food for thought.

Oh, and if you are going to comment on something then read the entire thing. That helps.
Akasha




FelinePersuasion -> RE: peener pictures/new dom (5/8/2005 12:34:23 PM)

Loved the stupid chicken dance method of discription.


I am one of the female "birds" who're far more impressed by a show of talent and mental ability then flashing a pecker about, so yeah put that dam thing away I'm meeting you not the dick * giggles happily*




SirKenin -> RE: peener pictures/new dom (5/8/2005 12:52:21 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: AAkasha
I think everyone got it but you.

Just some food for thought.

Oh, and if you are going to comment on something then read the entire thing. That helps.
Akasha


Of course you'll note that not one of you is this person's target audience. You just got a good laugh because you bothered to read the whole thing and agreed with his point of view. Ultimately that means nothing, as that was not the stated intentions of the author nor the general impressions of most of the posters in this thread. I don't think he is looking for your stamp of approval, although people did not hesitate to give it. He is looking to educate who he feels are the misguided. His delivery impedes his efforts IMHO.

Those of us that actually got it realize he wasn't talking to us, but the ones that actually fall into the traps that were being outlined in his post.




mnottertail -> RE: peener pictures/new dom (5/8/2005 1:20:05 PM)

before everyone starts girding their loins and ascending their 57 and some odd testicles here.......while I have some points to make regarding interpersonal communication as well as tolerance.......and thought that i could avoid internecine warfare here...........my target audience by definition, does not include the clueless; they will remain so.........perhaps a C/cupcake (LMAO) may, upon recieving a picture of Ivan the Terrible arrayed in all his glory, simply say, jeez love, that looks like the most profound thing I saw today.......please attach a love post to this thread under my name, where I have posted, and answer the questions in the test in the original post, and I am yours.......I would also like to point out that having several females of all persuasions, now at least saying...I am gonna give that guy a number and watch him closely..............is that a bad thing?

Curiously,
Ron

Jesus-- settle down all.........why fight amongst ourselves?




FelinePersuasion -> RE: peener pictures/new dom (5/8/2005 2:25:04 PM)

Actually nobody was Fighting SK expressed his opnion. I don't see that as fighting. Every one but him laughed at the post.




mnottertail -> RE: peener pictures/new dom (5/8/2005 3:26:20 PM)

re: your post:

stet

I see you as a real submissive.......
well met FelinePersuasion.

good luck.

Ron




SirKenin -> RE: peener pictures/new dom (5/8/2005 5:27:05 PM)

Heh. No, I did not see anyone fighting either. Voicing one's opinion is not fighting. There is nothing wrong with it IMO. We are all entitled. [:)]




EmeraldSlave2 -> RE: peener pictures/new dom (5/8/2005 5:34:30 PM)

I'm still getting over an adult using the word "peener" in a subject line.

Who says we're sexually evolved?




mistoferin -> RE: peener pictures/new dom (5/8/2005 6:20:45 PM)

LOVED the post!!! Too bad though, as I am sure it has already become apparent to you, those who are in your "target" audience will probably be lost....heck, they may not even be able to understand that they are indeed "in" your "target" audience.




angelinbondage -> RE: peener pictures/new dom (5/8/2005 9:24:10 PM)

Holy crap, I finally came across one of your threads! How the hell are you doing? By the way, your language gets a LOT more colorful than the aforementioned obscenities, so quit selling yourself short, lol.

I noticed that the first flame came from a dom; coincidence or no? I refuse to speculate further on the grounds that it will incriminate me further than I have incriminated myself with the inflammatory entries in my journal.

In any case, you wrapped up the entire egotripping issue with your usual wit and humor and tied it all off with a nice little smartassy bow. I applaud you.




angelinbondage -> RE: peener pictures/new dom (5/8/2005 9:28:58 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: EmeraldSlave2
I'm still getting over an adult using the word "peener" in a subject line.


He said "peener" because that is usually the first body part to be shaken in the general direction of the general sub population on this site, whether it is through a picture, nonsensical posturing, or a general asshole attitude.




EmeraldSlave2 -> RE: peener pictures/new dom (5/8/2005 9:33:36 PM)

Umm I've never heard of the "peener" body part...is that near the hypothalamus?

In one of my journal entries from long ago, I posted an entire thing on how to pose a good profile to get noticed and responded. One of the things I said was "unless you are a gay male, no penis pics"

I don't understand why people get so up in arms about penis pics, but not so much about breasts and pussy? Probably because men do NOT get responses from penis pics much and women DO get responses from breasts and pussy.

The reality is, know your audience and what will attract them. Penis pics aren't going to attract subs for relationships, though they work well if you're a gay male, or just looking for sex.




darkinshadows -> RE: peener pictures/new dom (5/9/2005 2:47:09 AM)

ummm... trying to think of the word... hang on... think it might come in a moment... still thinking... gosh, it must be that dumbass submissive female trait in me.... what was it now... oh yes I remember.

Bullshit.

Peace and Love




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