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MizSuz -> RE: Chat (6/2/2004 8:33:56 PM)
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ORIGINAL: yeehaw
Queen Goddess Emperor Domme sought:
Must have island castle with full sovereign nation status, with working drawbridge spanning shark-infested moat, ample minions, garrison, and full staff, livery, blacksmith shoppe, public square with gallows, guillotine, stocks and pillories, full Victorian wardrobe for all staff, minions, and prisoners, classic car collection with those neato national flags on the front fenders, and of course, a dungeon, with real prisoners for good effect.
All personel must be 24/7 SSC D&D free, of course, and have at least 5 years experience, a sexual resume`, be perfectly built, but not need to excersize, and be hypersexual, either terminally erect (8" minimum) or nymphomaniacial (D cup minimum, 110lbs max weight), and personally know Ann Rice.
Must be "for real".
BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA
OMG, that is toooo good.
You forgot "euro-chateau trained."
Too funny.
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