Queen Goddess Emperor Domme sought:
Must have island castle with full sovereign nation status, with working drawbridge spanning shark-infested moat, ample minions, garrison, and full staff, livery, blacksmith shoppe, public square with gallows, guillotine, stocks and pillories, full Victorian wardrobe for all staff, minions, and prisoners, classic car collection with those neato national flags on the front fenders, and of course, a dungeon, with real prisoners for good effect.
All personel must be 24/7 SSC D&D free, of course, and have at least 5 years experience, a sexual resume`, be perfectly built, but not need to excersize, and be hypersexual, either terminally erect (8" minimum) or nymphomaniacial (D cup minimum, 110lbs max weight), and personally know Ann Rice.
Must be "for real".
OMG, that is toooo good.
You forgot "euro-chateau trained."
“The more you love, the more you can love—and the more intensely you love. Nor is there any limit on how many you can love. If a person had time enough, he could love all of that majority who are decent and just.”
- Robert Heinlein