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Tickle Me Elmo - 5/30/2004 5:37:52 PM   
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A lovely young Blonde woman applies for a job at a toy factory,the personel manager informs her that he has nothing really for her qualifications.She is eager for work and asks again.The personel manager says he does have a position available on the Tickle me Elmo assembly line but the pay isn't great.She however is excited and takes the opportunity to start at 8am the next morning.That following morning the Manager of the Elmo line bursts into the personel managers office at 9am and is steamed.The personel manager asks him what the problem is? To which the man says "the Elmo line is backed up for miles because of that new employee you hired".The personel manager decides to investigate this for himself and sees that indeed it is backed right up so he confronts the woman who is standing at her position on the assembly line with a piece of red fabric,a sewing needle and two marbles in her hand.Upon witnessing what the woman was doing he begins to laugh uncontrollably for 20 minutes and then composes himself to say"I said your job was to give them TWO TEST TICKLES not TWO TESTICLES".
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