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TotalDevotion2U -> A Lesson For Us Males... (5/15/2007 7:02:12 PM)





A Young Couples Wedding Night

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new
husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking
encounter. In his highly aroused state her husband readily
agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for
the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for
her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her
husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he
explained that his employer was going through a process of
corporate down sizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely
that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position
that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore,
they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty
years of deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then
she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which
were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one
of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for
the 30 years she had charged him for sex, these holdings had
multiplied and these were the results of her savings and
investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3
million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but
finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea
what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"

THAT'S WHEN SHE SHOT HIM!

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their
mouths shut.....




Indemnis -> RE: A Lesson For Us Males... (5/15/2007 8:17:05 PM)

<giggles wildly>




Termyn8or -> RE: A Lesson For Us Males... (5/15/2007 9:00:52 PM)

There is a moral to this story.

T




MasterMischief -> RE: A Lesson For Us Males... (5/16/2007 6:57:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

There is a moral to this story.

T


He should have invested the money himself because men know how to get better interest rates?




Termyn8or -> RE: A Lesson For Us Males... (5/16/2007 10:23:52 PM)

ZZACTLY

T




WilliamWizer -> RE: A Lesson For Us Males... (5/16/2007 10:43:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterMischief

quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

There is a moral to this story.

T


He should have invested the money himself because men know how to get better interest rates?


lol.




N4SDChastity -> RE: A Lesson For Us Males... (5/17/2007 4:57:37 PM)

not that they're not funny, buut, you got any that haven't been around the internet 400-500 times, since 1995?




nyrisa -> RE: A Lesson For Us Males... (5/17/2007 5:06:13 PM)

This was the first time I have heard this one. I must not be doing enough internet surfing.




Trampler -> RE: A Lesson For Us Males... (5/17/2007 8:03:48 PM)

Same here, and I frequently look up jokes, so :P:P:P:P!!!N4. :) hehehe




N4SDChastity -> RE: A Lesson For Us Males... (5/18/2007 5:19:40 PM)

I've got a couple dozen-and-a-half friends with, apparently, nothing better to do than email me lame-ass'd jokes, over, and over, and over again (I'm guessing that years of surfing has removed any nacent, intermal memory they may have once had).




Lynae78 -> RE: A Lesson For Us Males... (5/18/2007 6:43:26 PM)

Aww poor baby! then why not ask them to not send you jokes? I used to have a well meaning religious friend send me psalms and other such stuff in email, I finally asked to him to stop, that while I respected his beliefs, by him sending me that, I felt he wasn't respecting mine. he did and we remained good friends til his death in 2001. A few others had done the same thing, I've asked them to stop when they didn't, I blocked them.




Saratov -> RE: A Lesson For Us Males... (5/18/2007 7:19:32 PM)

[sm=ugh.gif] Half friends?  Does that mean you only like them sometimes or a little or that they are half people? [sm=dance.gif]




Trampler -> RE: A Lesson For Us Males... (5/18/2007 8:11:49 PM)

Who are you talking to, Saratov?




WilliamWizer -> RE: A Lesson For Us Males... (5/19/2007 1:03:47 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Saratov

[sm=ugh.gif] Half friends?  Does that mean you only like them sometimes or a little or that they are half people? [sm=dance.gif]


imho it means that they are not enough friend to be called friends.




N4SDChastity -> RE: A Lesson For Us Males... (5/19/2007 7:51:03 PM)

Ahhh...  They mean well.  Even the "half" ones (I undrstand the humorous reference, which is why I was careful to link each word with a hyphen.  Good try, tho)[:D] And, some are related, to boot, so I endure.  I guess I can dump the jokes here and revel in reflected yucks[8D]




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