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imthatacheyouhav -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/25/2007 6:15:32 AM)

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?.... invisable!!....LOL




adoracat -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/25/2007 11:33:48 AM)

so my sissy has a blonde daughter.  they were goofing around and sissy shined a flashlight in blondie's ear.

her husband shined one across the back of her head at the same time.  blondie is now CONVINCED the light shined THROUGH her head since she saw the light on the wall.

true story. 

kitten, who is glad the kid isnt planning on breeding




xidaer -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/25/2007 11:45:00 AM)

What do you call three blondes standing ear to ear?
- a wind tunnel.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
-A translator

What do you call a natural blonde who's dyed her hair Brunette?
-Artifical intelligence
What do you call a brunette who's dyed her hair blonde?
-Real stupidity

Why was the blonde's navel sore?
-Her boyfriend was also blonde.

Why did the blonde wear two pairs of panties?
-ankle warmers.






Marc2b -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/25/2007 1:42:53 PM)


I think I first heard this on another thread around here (so all due credit to whoever credit is due) but I think it’s worth repeating.

An old man sitting on his porch watches as the blond who lives next door come out of her house and checks her mail box. She’s seems puzzled that the mail box is empty and goes back into her house. Several minutes later she comes out and again checks her mail box. Now she seems miffed that the mail box is empty and stomps her feet as she goes back inside. A few more minutes goes by and again she comes out and checks her mail box. Now she’s really angry that there’s nothing inside and she storms back into her house and comes out a moment later with her computer where she proceeds to dump along side of the curb. What’s wrong," says the old man.

"Stupid computer is broken," she says, "it keeps telling me I’ve got mail when I obviously haven’t."



If you get this one, it will clearly date you.

Did you here about the blonde who took her computer’s keyboard into the repair shop? She told the man behind the counter to replace the TAB key. It wasn’t working and she’d much prefer a Diet Coke anyway.




TopinPa -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/25/2007 8:05:01 PM)

Well I just love blondies...dumb or other wise [8D]




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