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petdave -> RE: small penis humiliation fetish... but am I really small? (5/18/2007 6:19:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AAkasha


Can I start a thread and ask people to take time to personally indulge my fantasies and get me off, too?

Akasha



i checked the forum guidelines, and i think you're all clear! Although i certainly can't make any promises regarding the quality of responses, i'd be willing to bet that at least a couple people will take a wack at it, so to speak...




mnottertail -> RE: small penis humiliation fetish... but am I really small? (5/18/2007 6:22:45 PM)

My bets are that Akasha owns dildos that need not be advertised, and I would intimate from her post it is a rhetorical question.

Ron(ne)




petdave -> RE: small penis humiliation fetish... but am I really small? (5/18/2007 6:26:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

My bets are that Akasha owns dildos that need not be advertised, and I would intimate from her post it is a rhetorical question.

Ron(ne)



A rhetawhatawhat? Geez, try to help a girl out, and you get big words tossed at you. Some days it just isn't worth leaving random stupidity [:(]




SlaveBlutarsky -> RE: small penis humiliation fetish... but am I really small? (5/19/2007 2:19:13 PM)

I haven't been around in awhile, but thank god I got to click on this thread first. Fantastic!

www.ratemyrod.com, why didn't I think about that. lol.

As someone who also likes to be humiliated about my schlong, I can honestly say I've never actually wondered if it were actually too small or not. All I know is that it works and t works well.

And Akasha, even tongue in cheek, you're still amazing :)




moki1984 -> RE: small penis humiliation fetish... but am I really small? (5/20/2007 11:37:49 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AAkasha


Can I start a thread and ask people to take time to personally indulge my fantasies and get me off, too?

Akasha


haha i was thinking the same thing.





LadyDominaX -> RE: small penis humiliation fetish... but am I really small? (5/20/2007 12:34:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: moki1984

quote:

ORIGINAL: AAkasha


Can I start a thread and ask people to take time to personally indulge my fantasies and get me off, too?

Akasha


haha i was thinking the same thing.




I'm so glad I wasn't the only one.

I am so sick of men hung up on the size of their dicks.  It's as if that's all there is for them to be proud of, as if they have no idea how to use their hands, mouth, toys, or heaven forbid, their mind to satisfy a woman.  The ones who continually ask "Is it big enough?" make me want to scream.  If it weren't big enough, I wouldn't be coming back to play with it again, would I? It's rather an insult too; as if I've got a huge pussy.  (Since I have great muscle control and do my Kegels daily, I can tell you that's not the case.) 

If it's too small, I'll get you to use a vibrator or your mouth, if it's too big you can keep it to yourself, it's not getting anywhere near me.

If men had bigger brains they wouldn't have to worry so much about how big or how small their penis is. 




EvilKitty -> RE: small penis humiliation fetish... but am I really small? (5/20/2007 1:10:08 PM)

*sigh* Well, it is rather smaller than average, at least in length. It's a nice shape & well-proportioned, though. If you actually have small hands for your size; I'd have to guess about 4 1/2inches, 5 at the most. That's pretty small, young one.
My suggestion...teach it some tricks.
Evil Kitty




eatmebeatmeguy -> RE: small penis humiliation fetish... but am I really small? (1/19/2010 5:19:24 AM)

mine is smaller than that




SthrnCom4t -> RE: small penis humiliation fetish... but am I really small? (1/19/2010 7:02:25 AM)

The best way to see how you compare to others is watch PORN.




LanceHughes -> RE: small penis humiliation fetish... but am I really small? (1/19/2010 7:08:32 AM)

Do NOT watch porn.  Them there ain't average!

There are fetish sites for small dicks.... for example: www.pinkydick.com Here's a "trailer" about small: http://www.heylittledick.com/preview.php?p=3 

As a gay man, I've seen more dicks than most Mistresses here.  After reviewing the sites and adding in my own experience, I give you a hard-n-fast rule.  Horses are measured in hands - the distance across the back of an average hand (no thumb) - I believe that's been made official at 4" - so here's my rule of thumb (pun intended) - get it hard and if it doesn't stick out of your jerk-off grip, 'tis smaller than average for sure.

BTW: I have a grower, not a shower. I thought "It takes two hands to handle a Whopper" had something to do with ME.  LOL!




AquaticSub -> RE: small penis humiliation fetish... but am I really small? (1/19/2010 7:09:03 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: smallsoldiers

*Chuckles* I can honestly say I wish a thread would be enough to get me off... but then re-reading my post I could easily see what you are talking about.  I just really am curious to see what you really think about my size.


I think that if you weren't looking to get off, you would have just told us it's actual length and not actually asked us to look at pictures of it.




AquaticSub -> RE: small penis humiliation fetish... but am I really small? (1/19/2010 7:10:16 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SthrnCom4t

The best way to see how you compare to others is watch PORN.


That's about the worst way to do it. Male porn stars are hired because they are bigger, last longer and are more impressive than average.




Jeffff -> RE: small penis humiliation fetish... but am I really small? (1/19/2010 7:15:55 AM)

I gotta tell you, while I didn't look at the links, this thread offers no wank fodder for me at all.



Jeff




tsatske -> RE: small penis humiliation fetish... but am I really small? (1/19/2010 7:21:45 AM)


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ORIGINAL: rick19

You are a complete loser, asking people to rate your "dick".  Don't you have better things to do with your time? I'm pretty sure if a woman saw that little winky she'd laugh so hard she'd fall out of the bed. You will never have sex again, and any girlfriend you might (key word: might) get will cheat on you with a real man.





Comeon, Rick, I really like the idea of a 'rate my rod' site. The way I see it, everyone who wants to show you a pick of their dick, can post it there, send a link. Then I can ignore the link, instead of opening my mail and being surprised by the site of some strangers naked brain. I love this idea! I want to make this site standard internet protocol.




sinandhoney -> RE: small penis humiliation fetish... but am I really small? (1/19/2010 8:11:48 AM)

Sorry to disappoint but your average at best. Not in the small catagory at all and I like small penises.





AquaticSub -> RE: small penis humiliation fetish... but am I really small? (1/19/2010 8:23:13 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I gotta tell you, while I didn't look at the links, this thread offers no wank fodder for me at all.



Jeff


I'm so sorry Jeffff! I completely forgot to take your needs into account! Would it help if I bent over my computer desk and wiggled my ass a little?




Lockit -> RE: small penis humiliation fetish... but am I really small? (1/19/2010 8:29:38 AM)

So eatmebeatmeguy pulls up a couple year old thread to point out his cock is smaller?

I want to talk brain size now...




MmeRegineSybille -> RE: small penis humiliation fetish... but am I really small? (1/19/2010 8:34:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: smallsoldiers

Hello all-
               I love when my partner coments on how small my penis is, and I have no idea why.  I find myself writing to old lovers asking them how I compared to their others, hoping to be on the smaller side.  I want to hear what you Dom women really think about mine and would be very curious to hear how big you think it is.   Here is the link:
http://new.rateyourrod.com/status.php?sn=053376
http://new.rateyourrod.com/status.php?sn=053375
p.s. I have small hands so that should help... pictures can be tricky.

I appreciate any torment, but at the same time let me know your feelings.


Non............it is huge!!!!!!!!




MmeRegineSybille -> RE: small penis humiliation fetish... but am I really small? (1/19/2010 8:37:07 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: eatmebeatmeguy

mine is smaller than that


As is your cranial capacity ami.




kittinSol -> RE: small penis humiliation fetish... but am I really small? (1/19/2010 8:44:09 AM)

You're average. Very normal. Completely ordinary. How boring.




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