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SirRober -> RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... (5/21/2007 2:37:19 PM)
YKYK when go go to a home store for more toys and sped waaay to much money

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... (5/21/2007 3:31:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SirRober YKYK when go go to a home store for more toys and sped waaay to much money You mean stores like DomDepot Sir ??? I am banned from the local ACE store.... grins don't ask

SirRober -> RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... (5/21/2007 3:39:34 PM)
yep thats the one

earthycouple -> RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... (5/21/2007 4:34:54 PM)
YKYK when the UM's toys suddenly disappear from their room and turn up in your toy bag....think pool noodles, pom poms, plastic cutters for play dough....

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... (5/21/2007 4:37:02 PM)
OH MY GOD............ I thought I was the only one

earthycouple -> RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... (5/21/2007 4:39:30 PM)
awww....we've bonded, Harley!

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... (5/21/2007 4:42:19 PM)
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LustyVampInMn -> RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... (5/21/2007 4:47:11 PM)
YKYK when you shop in the tack aisle at fleetfarm..

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... (5/21/2007 4:52:46 PM)
YKYK when you go to the feedstore for new toys.......

LaMspeach -> RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... (5/21/2007 4:57:21 PM)
YKYK when you get Equestrian catalogs and you dont own a horse. YKTK When you stand up from getting a tatoo and there is a puddle on the chair.

mypath2lvgD -> RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... (5/21/2007 4:57:34 PM)
In my house it is the batteries that disappear...poor kids toys are always dead quote: ORIGINAL: earthycouple YKYK when the UM's toys suddenly disappear from their room and turn up in your toy bag....think pool noodles, pom poms, plastic cutters for play dough....

LaMspeach -> RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... (5/21/2007 4:59:34 PM)
smiles Harleykitty may i ask why you are banned from the Ace store ? huh huh huh ... come on tells us [;)]

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... (5/21/2007 5:39:58 PM)
Because...blushes................. I was talking to a top on my cell while walking thru the ailse at ACE... I picked up some dowls....... had them cut it in half............ picked one up and started to swing one around hitting the palm of my hands...... then I walked over to the PCP ailse,.... when I LOUDLY said...... OH MY GOD SIR...... IF I TAKE THAT CROSS SECTION THERE AND ATTACH A PIECE OF PIPE ON EACH END AND RUN CHAINS THRU IT THAT WOULD MAKE A HELL OF A HOGTIE FOR ME....... and when I turned around there was a sellsperson standing right behind me..... So I went over to the camping gear ailse and picked out a few odds and ends........ you know like hickin clips, cottonrope... still talking to the top ....... asking about which grade and how many ........ and at the check out I was asked not to return THAT SOON....... apparently someone took offense to our chatting ...... go figure.......... it was such an education for me.... I just LOVE pervertables

LaMspeach -> RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... (5/21/2007 6:40:54 PM)
laughs cute story HarleyKitty. Is is thier lost, just think how much money they could have made from you thinking up new pervertables.BTW I made a hog tie from an large O ring, some large, hmmm i think they are called lobster claws and some leather peices. giggles... YKYK when you make your own torture devices.

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... (5/21/2007 6:42:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaMspeach YKYK when you make your own torture devices. And then have them used on you ....giggles my poor bottom

Masterdarkone26 -> RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... (5/21/2007 7:59:25 PM)
YKYKW you look at everything and can figure out how to use it to tease and torture your submissive.

lighthearted -> RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... (5/21/2007 8:26:38 PM)
YKYK when your co-worker asks if you have any lubricant, and you are about to say, "sure, silicon or water based" and then realize they are asking for WD-40. this actually happened to Daddy a couple of weeks ago...

tatangel -> RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... (5/21/2007 8:29:00 PM)
Ykyk when you spend 4 hours at a concert and don't even listen to the music because there are so many pretty tattooed and pierced people there that you are constantly destracted (me last night at the Hellyeah show)

favesclava -> RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... (6/5/2007 6:02:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: greneyedjewel When you start to breathe hard when finding out that an abdominal sonogram is done vaginally. i had that done last week. she said "its just like a tampon" . liar!!!. after torturing me by doing an ultrasound with my bladder full for over 2 hours. she puts this good sized dildo camera up in me and wiggles it around for what seem like ages. all i could think of was master's face when he heard what i went through. (he laughed) and tried not to leave a wet spot.

needs2beused -> RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... (6/5/2007 6:21:05 AM)
YKYK when you have to call your father Papa because your husband responds when you say Daddy!

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