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You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... - 5/18/2007 6:30:29 PM

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Y/you Know Y/yr Kinky When..........

.......Y/you haven't had a fresh banana or cucumber is ages.
........Y/you think the writers of "The Sopranos" don't have a clue what a real beating is.
.........It's S/someone else's birthday but Y/yr hoping to give/get the spanks.
.........Y/you shop for accessories at Pet Smart, Home Depot and the Stockroom.
.........Y/you dun think of "latex" as a fabric but rather as a paint.
.........Y/you get a lil high off the smell of leather.
..........Y/you hear chains rattling in the night and think "o, peeing again" instead of "Grim Reaper".
..........Y/you really wouldn't have vanilla sex.
.........."Playdates" are not just something arranged for unmentionables.

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RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... - 5/18/2007 6:33:34 PM

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You know you are kinky when your fondest school memory was being paddled by the principle.

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RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... - 5/18/2007 7:12:16 PM

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You know you are kinky when you can't visit the Home Depot without getting just a little wet/hard.

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RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... - 5/18/2007 8:01:27 PM

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You know your kinky when you buy various colors of clothespins just so they will look pretty on your subs nutsack.

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RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... - 5/18/2007 9:07:37 PM

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you know when your kinky when you are not allowed (as in barred) in the local hardware store
Don't ask......giggles

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RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... - 5/18/2007 10:47:47 PM

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You know you are kinky when you "creatively aquire" binder clamps from your office and you have no papers to bind

You know you are kinky when you haven't received a gift in 5 years that didn't go right to the toybag

You know you are kinky when instead of doodling flowers while on the phone you doodle specs for spanking benches and St. Andrew's crosses

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RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... - 5/18/2007 10:50:44 PM

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Oh my I bow my head to you Mistress

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RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... - 5/19/2007 5:53:51 AM

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Oh my I bow my head to you Mistress

*S* Thank you...*pats Harley on the top of here pretty little head*

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RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... - 5/19/2007 6:38:56 AM

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you know you are kinky when ... cookware shops face you only with opportunities, none of which would create food

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RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... - 5/19/2007 7:04:56 AM

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you know you're kinky when you start orgasming during an Ob/Gyn examination.

this happened to me this week. being horny as hell and having a male doctor - dangerous combination. cannot wait for my next appointment!

you know you're kinky when you get aroused from fondling cucumbers and carrots at the grocery store

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RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... - 5/19/2007 7:05:54 AM

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you know you're kinky when you start orgasming during an Ob/Gyn examination.

this happened to me this week. being horny as hell and having a male doctor - dangerous combination. cannot wait for my next appointment!

you know you're kinky when you get aroused from fondling cucumbers and carrots at the grocery store

To be a fly on the wall of that Doctor's exam room, and then his office 15 minutes later!!

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RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... - 5/19/2007 7:09:58 AM

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*sighs* he has a great set of hands *giggles*

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RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... - 5/19/2007 7:10:11 AM

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you know you're kinky when upon standing up from getting your clit pierced you leave a damp patch on the chair and the big hairy biker piercer is blushing

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RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... - 5/19/2007 7:53:53 AM

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--when you actually enjoy your mammogram.

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RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... - 5/19/2007 7:58:05 AM

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You know your kinky when you do as much special occasion shopping in the hardware asiles as you do in the hallmark aisle.

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RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... - 5/19/2007 8:09:56 AM

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--when you actually enjoy your mammogram.

ROFL - When i had my first one, the tech kept saying "Let me know if this hurts" and i kept thinking "a little tighter, a little tighter"!

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RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... - 5/19/2007 8:16:58 AM

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--when you actually enjoy your mammogram.

ROFL - When i had my first one, the tech kept saying "Let me know if this hurts" and i kept thinking "a little tighter, a little tighter"!

wipes tea off the screen

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RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... - 5/19/2007 8:21:15 AM

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giggles
NOW I can't wait for my first mammogram....

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RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... - 5/19/2007 8:32:38 AM

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When you start to breathe hard when finding out that an abdominal sonogram is done vaginally.

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RE: You Know Y/yr Kinky When.......... - 5/19/2007 8:44:58 AM

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When you start to breathe hard when finding out that an abdominal sonogram is done vaginally.

yaknow ...had one of those .. the nurse was very sweet .. "Don't worry dear we have some very good lubrication gel, you wont feel a thing" ...
am almost certain she didn't hear me cursing "Dammit!" from all the way down there

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