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scifi1133 -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (9/24/2007 7:31:25 PM)

lol nice shot urine for the married guy lol




iammachine -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (9/24/2007 7:31:40 PM)

don't worry, this won't hurt.... much




chellekitty -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (9/24/2007 7:41:00 PM)

i already pulled off one of his dangly bits, what are you doing to the poor guy now?




nyrisa -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (9/25/2007 5:55:30 AM)

Ewwww......who peed in the bed?




bschwimmer -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (9/25/2007 12:29:20 PM)

When golden showers may cum your way
they bring the flowers that bloom in may




scifi1133 -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (9/25/2007 2:35:28 PM)

out of the bed married guy




Carrianna -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (9/25/2007 2:58:57 PM)

Whats that under the sheets???  Did you have to bring your bike in with you?




Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (9/25/2007 3:11:54 PM)

"If I wear latex like you when we get it on and you call me Batman...

...it's over."





divi -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (9/25/2007 3:13:50 PM)

morning sweetie




Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (9/25/2007 4:44:19 PM)

"I just knew I wouldn't throw you outta bed for making me sleep in the wet spot..."




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (9/25/2007 5:32:02 PM)

but I throw you out ......




iammachine -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (9/25/2007 6:37:09 PM)

that's okay, there's more room on the floor




Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (9/25/2007 6:40:06 PM)

[assuming the remote was within reach]

"Ok...sex...cartoons...breakfast...or a kinky combination of all three...?"




nyrisa -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (9/25/2007 6:46:18 PM)

Hey......I like this swing.....can someone give me a push? WHHHHHEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (9/25/2007 6:51:36 PM)

push it
push it REALLL good
push it
push it
push it REALLL good




iammachine -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (9/25/2007 7:02:52 PM)

bathe me in leather and drown me in your sex




Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (9/25/2007 7:03:53 PM)

"Don't I know you...?" [:D]




iammachine -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (9/25/2007 7:09:15 PM)

You. Me. Bondage. Cartoons.

NOW!!!! [:D]




nyrisa -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (9/25/2007 8:39:55 PM)

If you are machine........may I say that all the moving parts.......move exquisitely.......




iammachine -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (9/25/2007 9:29:22 PM)

I've got the playbeing package too! Just add batteries! ^_^




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