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Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (10/9/2007 3:33:18 PM)
If you really wanted a spanking, all you had to do was arch your ass into the air. [;)]

trappedinamuseum -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (10/9/2007 3:35:53 PM)
You, and your empty threats don't scare me...besides..you hit like am um.

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (10/9/2007 3:38:58 PM)
reaches into the toybag and grabs a flogger Hit like an um, do I? Time to test the theory....

trappedinamuseum -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (10/9/2007 3:40:34 PM)
Sorry no time to play...my eggs and bacon are done.... steals the flogger on the way out the door

laurell3 -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (10/9/2007 3:42:45 PM)
holy christ I had sex with a cat!

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (10/9/2007 3:44:16 PM)
smiles innocently I dunno. Your mom was better at oral, but you're more pain tolerant... taunt

trappedinamuseum -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (10/9/2007 3:45:56 PM)
throws the flogger at his head I'm not hungry anymore.

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (10/9/2007 3:50:53 PM)
That's the spirit - screw breakfast, on to the gratuitous sex!

trappedinamuseum -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (10/9/2007 3:51:56 PM)
Meh...I can do without. I've had better...you go ahead.

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (10/9/2007 3:59:15 PM)
I will not flog the weiner dog with cold and calloused hand; but raise the flag and pinch the bag instead...where will it land? I'll watch it fly and aim for eyes in hope of landing there; but knowing me the poor kitty will just get sticky hair.

trappedinamuseum -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (10/9/2007 4:01:04 PM)
Whitman, you are not. [:'(]

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (10/9/2007 4:03:09 PM)
Ahh, but poetry is for love. Rough fucking earns you doggerel verse. [:D]

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (10/9/2007 4:06:20 PM)
Is this narcissism?

trappedinamuseum -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (10/9/2007 4:08:25 PM)
pathetically, I think so. hums "I want more" from Lestat the Musical

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (10/9/2007 4:12:25 PM)
Palms need lovin' too...and there's nothing like front-row inspiration. stares blatantly and wanks

trappedinamuseum -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (10/9/2007 4:13:49 PM)
Ugh...can't you get a magazine, or something?

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (10/9/2007 4:14:43 PM)
Magazines don't flinch when you squirt on them. [:D] continues wanking

trappedinamuseum -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (10/9/2007 4:16:21 PM)
Don't even think about it....

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (10/9/2007 4:18:18 PM)
"Pilot to spermbadier, pilot to spermbadier...we have acquired a target. Repeat, we have acquired a target. Over." makes static noises with his free hand, still wanking with the other

dcnovice -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (10/9/2007 4:19:55 PM)
Here, let me do that. I won't flinch, honest.

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