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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 10/9/2007 3:33:18 PM   
Lumus


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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 10/9/2007 3:35:53 PM   
trappedinamuseum


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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 10/9/2007 3:38:58 PM   
Lumus


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Hit like an um, do I?  Time to test the theory....


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<Talk to educate; listen to learn.>

~ the other half of "L&L" ~

I have been dubbed the Rainmaker. Do not make me take your water for my tribe.

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 10/9/2007 3:40:34 PM   
trappedinamuseum


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Status: offline 		Sorry no time to play...my eggs and bacon are done....

*steals the flogger on the way out the door*

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"You're gonna catch a cold, from the ice inside you soul.
Don't come back for me.
Don't come back at all" - Jar of Hearts

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 10/9/2007 3:42:45 PM   
laurell3


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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 10/9/2007 3:44:16 PM   
Lumus


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I dunno.  Your mom was better at oral, but you're more pain tolerant...

*taunt*


_____________________________

<Talk to educate; listen to learn.>

~ the other half of "L&L" ~

I have been dubbed the Rainmaker. Do not make me take your water for my tribe.

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 10/9/2007 3:45:56 PM   
trappedinamuseum


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Status: offline 		*throws the flogger at his head*

I'm not hungry anymore.



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"You're gonna catch a cold, from the ice inside you soul.
Don't come back for me.
Don't come back at all" - Jar of Hearts

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 10/9/2007 3:50:53 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		That's the spirit - screw breakfast, on to the gratuitous sex!


_____________________________

<Talk to educate; listen to learn.>

~ the other half of "L&L" ~

I have been dubbed the Rainmaker. Do not make me take your water for my tribe.

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 10/9/2007 3:51:56 PM   
trappedinamuseum


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Status: offline 		Meh...I can do without.  I've had better...you go ahead.

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Don't come back for me.
Don't come back at all" - Jar of Hearts

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 10/9/2007 3:59:15 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		I will not flog
the weiner dog
with cold and calloused hand;
but raise the flag
and pinch the bag
instead...where will it land?
I'll watch it fly
and aim for eyes
in hope of landing there;
but knowing me
the poor kitty
will just get sticky hair.


_____________________________

<Talk to educate; listen to learn.>

~ the other half of "L&L" ~

I have been dubbed the Rainmaker. Do not make me take your water for my tribe.

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 10/9/2007 4:01:04 PM   
trappedinamuseum


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"You're gonna catch a cold, from the ice inside you soul.
Don't come back for me.
Don't come back at all" - Jar of Hearts

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 10/9/2007 4:03:09 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Ahh, but poetry is for love.  Rough fucking earns you doggerel verse. 

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<Talk to educate; listen to learn.>

~ the other half of "L&L" ~

I have been dubbed the Rainmaker. Do not make me take your water for my tribe.

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 10/9/2007 4:06:20 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Is this narcissism?

_____________________________

<Talk to educate; listen to learn.>

~ the other half of "L&L" ~

I have been dubbed the Rainmaker. Do not make me take your water for my tribe.

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 10/9/2007 4:08:25 PM   
trappedinamuseum


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Status: offline 		pathetically, I think so.

*hums "I want more" from Lestat the Musical*

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"You're gonna catch a cold, from the ice inside you soul.
Don't come back for me.
Don't come back at all" - Jar of Hearts

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 10/9/2007 4:12:25 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Palms need lovin' too...and there's nothing like front-row inspiration.

*stares blatantly and wanks*


_____________________________

<Talk to educate; listen to learn.>

~ the other half of "L&L" ~

I have been dubbed the Rainmaker. Do not make me take your water for my tribe.

(in reply to trappedinamuseum)
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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 10/9/2007 4:13:49 PM   
trappedinamuseum


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Status: offline 		Ugh...can't you get a magazine, or something?

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"You're gonna catch a cold, from the ice inside you soul.
Don't come back for me.
Don't come back at all" - Jar of Hearts

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 10/9/2007 4:14:43 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Magazines don't flinch when you squirt on them. 

*continues wanking*


_____________________________

<Talk to educate; listen to learn.>

~ the other half of "L&L" ~

I have been dubbed the Rainmaker. Do not make me take your water for my tribe.

(in reply to trappedinamuseum)
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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 10/9/2007 4:16:21 PM   
trappedinamuseum


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Status: offline 		Don't even think about it....

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"You're gonna catch a cold, from the ice inside you soul.
Don't come back for me.
Don't come back at all" - Jar of Hearts

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 10/9/2007 4:18:18 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		"Pilot to spermbadier, pilot to spermbadier...we have acquired a target.  Repeat, we have acquired a target.  Over."

*makes static noises with his free hand, still wanking with the other*


_____________________________

<Talk to educate; listen to learn.>

~ the other half of "L&L" ~

I have been dubbed the Rainmaker. Do not make me take your water for my tribe.

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 10/9/2007 4:19:55 PM   
dcnovice


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