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nyrisa -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/15/2007 6:05:31 PM)
That almost felt like a penis...........

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/15/2007 6:06:05 PM)
Yeah, I didn't expect my nose to go in that deep, either...

nyrisa -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/15/2007 6:11:51 PM)
It felt good, but when you sneezed, my eyes nearly popped out!

dawntreader -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/15/2007 6:12:58 PM)
Yeah baby... its business time![;)]

dawntreader -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/15/2007 6:14:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: nyrisa It felt good, but when you sneezed, my eyes nearly popped out! LMAO!!!!!!!!!![sm=biggrin.gif]

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/15/2007 6:24:24 PM)
Let's make a mayo sandwich. You can be the bread, I'll provide the mayo... [Gah. Where was this inspiration when we were posting worst pick-up lines ever??]

jadedserendipity -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/15/2007 6:27:13 PM)
You're hungry? I have something here tastier than a sandwich with far less calories.....

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/15/2007 6:28:14 PM)
Hmm. Which parts to nibble, and which parts to bite...?

jadedserendipity -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/15/2007 6:30:40 PM)
Nibble these parts.... pointing Bite these parts........ pointing again I have a map telling you where to go and what to do if that will help.... hehe giggles and grins

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/15/2007 6:36:06 PM)
Screw the directions; I'll start by scraping my teeth over your skin wherever I damn well like until you can't stay still any longer...

jadedserendipity -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/15/2007 6:41:11 PM)
Yummy that sounds wonderful..... Hmmm where are you starting?

sylkenkitten -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/15/2007 6:42:15 PM)
Your neck...then slowly down the right side of your body... to your toes... then up the left side of your body.... ~grins~

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/15/2007 6:42:37 PM)
A pussy in my bed? Damn, go fig. [:D] pets the pussy

jadedserendipity -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/15/2007 6:46:29 PM)
Hmmmmm that feels nice..... hehehe

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/15/2007 6:49:54 PM)
A massage feels 'nice'. I was thinking more along the lines of bone-jarring, sweaty, screaming fucking. You know, something 'nasty'. adjusts his halo

jadedserendipity -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/15/2007 6:55:11 PM)
Oh do I get to be slutty then? Breaks out my stilletos and strips down

sylkenkitten -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/15/2007 6:58:19 PM)
~puts on the slutty music~ Dance pretty girl dance.. ~grins~

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/15/2007 6:58:42 PM)
watches you strip Always good to start with a little show and yelp. pinches your tush

jadedserendipity -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/15/2007 7:01:28 PM)
Yowser can you do it harder? and maybe a little higher? Oh hell just hurt me period....

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/15/2007 7:03:28 PM)
clicks his long nails together All in due time, my dear...

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