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jadedserendipity -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/26/2007 5:52:06 PM)
Hmmm Ya know I think I like it better without clothes, are you okay without my id? I sure hope so cause all this talk is boring and I hear the bed and toys calling my name...... in the background jaded....jaded.....oh jaded come play with us kinda sing-songy eh? lol

oreogirl -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/26/2007 5:55:25 PM)
I plead the fifth sixth seventh and anything else that will keep me from getting into trouble. Hell I'll even do a Reagan: I do not recall that event. [sm=book.gif] Jaded those toys are gifts from Santa. You can't touch them yet!

jadedserendipity -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/26/2007 5:56:45 PM)
Santa needs a sexy elf to test out the toys before he can give them out, He hired me I swear....... Wanna help?

oreogirl -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/26/2007 5:58:47 PM)
Only if we take turns testing them out on each other. I call the purple one.

Darias -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/26/2007 5:58:49 PM)
in my house we always opened one a week till christmas then we opened everything else... ccould be why our christmas presents never went under the tree till decemeber 24th come to think of it

oreogirl -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/26/2007 6:01:02 PM)
Blasphemer!!!!!!!!!!! The part of christmas that i actually did like was when we ran down the stairs and basically assaulted that poor defenseless (yeah right! have YOU ever been stuck with all those damn needles?) tree.

jadedserendipity -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/26/2007 6:02:08 PM)
Yeah well I have been hired and I gotta try it all so any volunteers I have quite the collection here......? and tons of batteries I pwomise I play nicely

Darias -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/26/2007 6:04:14 PM)
A no stairs B fake tree C waking mom and dad before 10am on christmas morning = BAD do you know how many times we just sat and looked at toys cause we didnt know how to work them /assemble them / find batteries for them D i think once the guy outside wallmart has taken a hatchet to the defenceless tree to cut it down the karma is pretty much done

oreogirl -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/26/2007 6:10:58 PM)
Poor Darias. At least we knew we were safe at 8:30. I swear that was the first time I actually knewthe time by heart. I just knew that 8 3 and 0 together meant something good LOL As long as the Walmart guy gets stuck with the bad karma. Now where were we with those toys?

jadedserendipity -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/26/2007 6:12:03 PM)
I was waiting for one of you to toss some batteries in and ravage me....... sheesh.....

Darias -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/26/2007 6:13:42 PM)
ummmmmmmmm hello ... guy !! penis ... since when were batteries nessicary for ravaging ?

jadedserendipity -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/26/2007 6:16:08 PM)
Hmmmm well last time I checked a guy only had one penis and I have two holes....... Oh yeah I have yet to meet the man who vibrates like a toy as well...... teeeheee!

Darias -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/26/2007 6:19:15 PM)
mental note .... Jade = high maintance lemme guess ... you have a box at the bottom of your wardrobe with burned out toys inside and a large collection of rechargable batteries

jadedserendipity -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/26/2007 6:22:36 PM)
shakes head slowly making a mental note to stop allowing others into my wardrobe Jaded Is so NOT high maintenace more Jaded= greedy......lol......

oreogirl -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/26/2007 6:33:03 PM)
She lies! Jaded is a special version of high maintenance! She needs lots of vibrating toys and real flesh to keep her satisfied! But since she shares it's OK [:D]

Darias -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/26/2007 6:37:20 PM)
the man who has the intestinal fortitude to collar both Jade and Oreo for just 1 night will die a very happy man

probablyknowme -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/26/2007 7:25:49 PM)
jaded, come heeeeeeeere sweetie...I have lots of batteries! [sm=dance.gif]

EvilGenie -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/26/2007 7:49:45 PM)
Just pass me the sick bucket please [:'(] and I am sure you can let yourself out as somehow you obviously got in. This was for Darius as ''someone'' was typing when I was.[:D]

jadedserendipity -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/26/2007 9:30:24 PM)
Awwww Genie you feel icky? Here is the pepto the sick bucket is next to you and I will sleep on the sofa....

sexyone4you -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/27/2007 12:28:42 AM)
We need someone here to beat both our asses.

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