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jadedserendipity -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/28/2007 6:00:08 PM)
No, but I wouldn't mind being at the head of the line if I can get back in a few times........

Aylee -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/28/2007 6:00:09 PM)
Hang on a moment Darius, I am busy ravishing jaded, and then I can answer your question.

Darias -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/28/2007 6:03:33 PM)
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... I think ive just been dissmissed by Aylee ... well thats the final insult in the words of cartman * screw you guys im going to bed * Same time tomorrow :P

jadedserendipity -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/28/2007 6:06:39 PM)
Hmmm bed, but we were already there...... Whatever......

Aylee -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/28/2007 6:07:23 PM)
Poor leg o' lamb, he feels dissed. Good night and sleep well. See ya tomarrow night.

EvilGenie -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/28/2007 7:57:16 PM)
I am sick, in significant pain, emotionally not so great as in missing my new husband for the past 5.5 months, had a shitty day, just had to give myself my monthly IM injection of B-12, had to miss work and my nerve damage is screaming at me. So just cover me up and turn out the light.

bschwimmer -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/28/2007 8:07:13 PM)
where is your hubby?

oreogirl -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/28/2007 8:14:00 PM)
Feel better EG. Here's a cup of peppermint tea to make you feel better.

EvilGenie -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/28/2007 9:07:08 PM)
Thank you oreo, hugs to you. My husband lives in Morocco where I used to live and call home. I needed to come back here for significant reasons and then returned to Morocco for my wedding in May and June 2007. He will be moving to Spain in January, we hope and pray, and I will follow in March.

CreativeDominant -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/29/2007 7:02:59 AM)
But if you follow him, then that leaves the bed empty of one person...damnit!!!!

KMsAngel -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/29/2007 7:08:42 AM)
jumps on bed no it doesn't!

sappatoti -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/29/2007 7:12:37 AM)
... runs in, sets up two little guardians with glowing purple eyes on the nightstands, then runs out ...

Aylee -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/29/2007 7:14:31 AM)
We just need to get an interdeminsional bed that can be both here and in Spain at the same time. EG - sorry to hear that you are not feeling so great, I hope that you are soing better soonest. And, YOU HAVE MAIL

KMsAngel -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/29/2007 7:15:49 AM)
damn. what are they protecting me against? does jumping the angels bones provoke a protective reaction? pokes CD so he pokes back to find out what happens

Aylee -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/29/2007 7:18:54 AM)
slips viagra in to CD's coffee, so that he is sure to stay up for the Angel ps. . . those aren't protectors. . . those are hidden cameras.

CreativeDominant -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/29/2007 7:19:54 AM)
Grins...now just what exactly have you got to be doing any "poking" with? That's my department...[&:]

KMsAngel -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/29/2007 7:29:01 AM)
hmmmm feathers? pokey fingers? lol, aylee, those gargoyles are my guardians! (you'd have to go waaaay back and read the hotel collarme thread for that)

sappatoti -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/29/2007 7:49:18 AM)
... I sit back, watching the two angelic figures in the bed, and remembering the pyrotechnics from a past encounter, decide that once was enough ... [8D]

divi -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/29/2007 7:50:52 AM)
this time you wear the cuffs

Aylee -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (11/29/2007 7:52:30 AM)
There is something wrong with ALL of you. I will just go along and start singing. . .(again, but no chipmunks this time) Frosty the pervert in a trench coat he did go to a the school yard to expose his dick and balls made of snow frosty the pervert all the kids he liked to watch his dick did grow when he packed snow on his cold and icy crotch there must have must have been some magic when he stroked his frozen meat cause frosty started moaning loud and it began to sleet frosty the pervert was as glad as he could get he threw away his corn cob pipe and lit a ciggerette frosty the pervert didnt want to go to jail he began to run while dripping cum and the cops picked up his trail down to the village his dick melting in his hand running here and there all around the square yelling "catch me if you can." they chased him down the streets of town right to a ?? squad cop who shoved a night stick right up his ass and frosty screamed "dont stop OOOO!!" frosty the pervert was locked up that very day but he did not cry as he waved good bye knowing he'd be back someday beating his meat all over the streets look at frosty go sliding his hands all over his glands his cum, as white as snow

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