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TotalDevotion2U -> Dinner With Parents (5/20/2007 12:42:48 PM)
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A Dinner With Parents
A young man finally agrees to meet the parents of the young woman he's been dating.
But by the time he gets to their house, his nerves have put him in a state of gastric distress.
The problem develops into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through dinner he realizes he can't hold it in a second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escapes.
"Spot!" the girlfriend's mother calls to the family dog, who is lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved that the dog took the blame, he lets a slightly larger one slip out.
"Spot!" she calls sharply. The young man thinks he's got it made and decides to let a big one go, which he believes will put an end to his problem.
"Spot!!!" shrieks the mother. "Get over here before he craps on you!"
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