It's probably the brakes...

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CleverAndKnowsIt -> It's probably the brakes... (5/21/2007 2:29:38 AM)
Tom was on his way home from work where he had spent all day with an incredibly sexy woman who he couldn't stop thinking about. He was a long way from home and he was so horny that he couldn't concentrate; he needed to relieve some of the pressure. He pulled over and looked around for somewhere to go to pleasure himself and ended up deciding on a clever plan. He laid underneath his truck where no one could see him. He closed his eyes, undid his pants and started to fantasize, after a couple of minutes he felt a tug at his left leg and a voice said “What are you doing?”. Trying to ignore it he shouted out “I’m just fixing my truck” and the voice replied “It’s probably the brakes, your truck rolled away a couple of minutes ago”.

rukna -> RE: It's probably the brakes... (5/21/2007 5:03:27 AM)
:)) wow

imthatacheyouhav -> RE: It's probably the brakes... (5/21/2007 5:50:41 AM)
LMFAO....thats TOO funny!!!.... Allow me to share this one..... A husband and wife went to walmart, something was not right with their car so the husband sent the wife ahead, and said he would look at the car while she shopped.... After a while the wife came out of the store, and on her way back to the car noticed a small crowd around where their car was parked, As she got closer she saw two legs sticking out from under their car and to her shock and embarrassment she saw that not only were there legs sticking out from under her car but that her husbands pants had slid down and his "stuff" hanging out...so being the good and dutiful wife she promptly bent down and replaced her husbands "stuff" and adjusted his pants...then stood up to see her husband looking back at her stading next to the car!!!...it was an auto mechanic that she had just "rescued" she was embarrassed, the husband amused, and the auto mechanic needed 5 stitches in his head......LMAO

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