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xBullx -> RE: Last one to post, wins. (6/14/2007 2:33:17 PM)
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Ladies and Gentlemen; Hobos and Tramps; Cross-Eyed Mosquitoes and Bow-Legged Ants; I come before you, to stand behind you to tell you a story I know nothing about........................
Last night about five thirty this morning a garbage truck loaded with bananas pulls up in front of our house in the ally and runs over a dead cat and nearly kills it....
We rush the dead cat to the hospital and who would we see but King Aurthor sitting at the corner of a round table eating vinegar with a fork...............................
Ash Wednesday which is Good Friday, ladies aid meeting, men only, no admission pay at the door, pull up a chair and sit on the floor..........................................
Two dead boys went out to play, back to back facing eachother, pulled up their swords and shot eachother, A deaf policeman a half a block away heard the noise and ran a block to save the lives of the two dead boys........................................
If you don't believe this lie is true, you ask the blind man, he saw it to.............................................................................................................................................
Another bit of wisdom,
Bull
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