xBullx
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Ladies and Gentlemen; Hobos and Tramps; Cross-Eyed Mosquitoes and Bow-Legged Ants; I come before you, to stand behind you to tell you a story I know nothing about........................ Last night about five thirty this morning a garbage truck loaded with bananas pulls up in front of our house in the ally and runs over a dead cat and nearly kills it.... We rush the dead cat to the hospital and who would we see but King Aurthor sitting at the corner of a round table eating vinegar with a fork............................... Ash Wednesday which is Good Friday, ladies aid meeting, men only, no admission pay at the door, pull up a chair and sit on the floor.......................................... Two dead boys went out to play, back to back facing eachother, pulled up their swords and shot eachother, A deaf policeman a half a block away heard the noise and ran a block to save the lives of the two dead boys........................................ If you don't believe this lie is true, you ask the blind man, he saw it to............................................................................................................................................. Another bit of wisdom, Bull
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Live well, Bull I'm not an asshole; I'm simply resolute... "A Republic, If You Can Keep It." Caution: My humor is a bit skewed.
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