HatesParisHilton
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/but it was a ruse, you see, since Goblins are crafty, and while he was PRETENDING to sleep and Lady bent over to snatch the win, the Spank Goblin got her on BOTH cheeks with a lexan archtects ruler from the 50's, clenched a Kyber Pass hair from her in his teeth, took it out with a snap of his head, and prancy-danced out of the building with Lady's Golden Glute-Shute follicle as his trophy and prize between his glimmering butter-hued fangs...
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I am (now) "Hiltie", hear me ROARRRRR! And have a cuffy cake, they're nice.
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