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FelineFae -> RE: Last one to post, wins (4/10/2010 5:35:06 PM)

But, but, that's what pretty corsets are for . [:D]



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Last one to post, wins (4/10/2010 5:41:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: fluffypet61

So what will you be doing, Syl? 
 
JUST THINK OF THE EYE CANDY!!!!!


I'll basically be the receptionist.  Open doors, turn on lights, answer phone, check people in for their workouts -- that sort of thing. 
 
This place is located in Johnson County, KS -- home of balding fat cats (emphasis on fat) with too much money and a prescription for Viagra who are working out so they can keep up with their liposuctioned, Botoxed, augmented, fake-baked, bottle blonde trophy wives.
 
Not anticipating a lot of eye candy.



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Last one to post, wins (4/10/2010 5:43:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FelineFae

But, but, that's what pretty corsets are for . [:D]


You'd think so, but not so much.  Corsets, as I've discovered, take inches off my waist but have zero effect on the mommy tummy.  [&:]



FelineFae -> RE: Last one to post, wins (4/10/2010 6:00:47 PM)

Okays, i just don't want to be the only one out there wearing them.



dcnovice -> RE: Last one to post, wins (4/10/2010 6:02:47 PM)

Evening, all! How's everyone doing?



fluffypet61 -> RE: Last one to post, wins (4/10/2010 6:04:07 PM)

Good Evening, DC!



dcnovice -> RE: Last one to post, wins (4/10/2010 6:06:48 PM)

Hey, fluffy! How are you?



FelineFae -> RE: Last one to post, wins (4/10/2010 6:07:51 PM)

Good evening, DC.



sunshinemiss -> RE: Last one to post, wins (4/10/2010 6:09:28 PM)

Morning... just getting up, looking for coffee... and breaky. I found out that the broth I like so much that I have for breaky every day - anchovy broth. I don't know if I can eat it now. *sigh....



dcnovice -> RE: Last one to post, wins (4/10/2010 6:10:48 PM)

Howdy, Fae, Sunshine.

Anchovy broth: breakfast of champions.



FelineFae -> RE: Last one to post, wins (4/10/2010 6:11:55 PM)

Lol, never asks what's in the food . It's just better that way.



sunshinemiss -> RE: Last one to post, wins (4/10/2010 6:12:52 PM)

Fae - so right. It's actually what I was muttering as I walked away. It tastes better than it sounds.



fluffypet61 -> RE: Last one to post, wins (4/10/2010 6:14:09 PM)

Master Rich arrives Monday afternoon, so i have a day and a half left to finish getting the apartment ready.  He keeps telling me not to stress the cleaning, but when He gets here He will tell me what i missed.  Aaaaargh.



FelineFae -> RE: Last one to post, wins (4/10/2010 6:17:26 PM)

There's always the closet,

If you can't see it, it's not dirty.

[sm=angel.gif]



dcnovice -> RE: Last one to post, wins (4/10/2010 6:17:59 PM)

Oh, that does sound stressful.



fluffypet61 -> RE: Last one to post, wins (4/10/2010 6:27:00 PM)

He did say to wait to wash the balcony sliding (glass) doors until He gets here.  He wants to watch me outside on the balcony, naked, stretching to clean the glass from top to bottom.  The doors were fine until they powerwashed the building last week.  Now there are water spots all over the glass.



dcnovice -> RE: Last one to post, wins (4/10/2010 7:09:08 PM)

Sounds like that will be quite a sight, fluffy!



FelineFae -> RE: Last one to post, wins (4/10/2010 7:26:44 PM)

Fail.
i was browing some butter for egg noodles.
Then presto ! The whole house was full of smoke.

Grr. i have head ache now.



sweetpea54 -> RE: Last one to post, wins (4/10/2010 9:23:36 PM)

Happy weekend everyone.



dreamofthemoon -> RE: Last one to post, wins (4/10/2010 9:37:42 PM)

Hi, sweetpea54! Happy weekend to you, too.

And welcome to the message boards. [:)]



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