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King of Swamp Castle: “When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.”

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ORIGINAL: FelineFae

i'm having a sleep FAIL.
So i'm cooking supper now as i'll doubtlessly be too tired at the proper time.
Microwaves are nice, and not just for blowing up gummy-bears.[:D]

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ORIGINAL: fluffypet61

i am a WINNER!!!

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Eddie Izzard: We stole countries! That's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! Sail halfway around the world, stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain." And they're going, "You can't claim us. We live here! There's five hundred million of us." "Do you have a flag?" "We don't need a flag, this is our country you bastard!"