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RE: Last one to post, wins. - 1/11/2008 11:21:33 PM

Aylee

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There once was a man from Seattle
He liked to have sex with cattle
As he buttrammed a cow
He got kicked with a pow
And now his dick looks like a paddle.

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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

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RE: Last one to post, wins. - 1/12/2008 8:52:15 AM

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Too early for limericks, I guess.

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RE: Last one to post, wins. - 1/12/2008 8:55:59 AM

Aylee

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Is it really ever a good time for limericks?

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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

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RE: Last one to post, wins. - 1/12/2008 8:59:26 AM

TheHeretic

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After drinking the right amount of whiskey.

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If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
That's why people with no sense of humor have such an inflated sense of self-importance.

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RE: Last one to post, wins. - 1/12/2008 9:20:03 AM

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Winning is of such bitter sweetness sometimes. Tisn’t or it taint it so? Stop lying to me with squiggles Word I know Tisn’t is a word.

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You Pesky Pigeons!!!!

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RE: Last one to post, wins. - 1/12/2008 9:46:15 AM

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There was a young lady whos eyes,
Were unique as to color and size;
When she opened them wide,
People turned to the side,
And started away in surprise.

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A crazy quilt is warm but oddly put together.

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RE: Last one to post, wins. - 1/12/2008 9:56:23 AM

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A collarme newbie called Pat
Found himself in a nasty old spat
That like hell-flames arose
When this thought he did pose:
Tell me, why are submissives so fat?

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it's never enough to keep up.

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RE: Last one to post, wins. - 1/12/2008 9:59:12 AM

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So they say, but do you believe everything they say?

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RE: Last one to post, wins. - 1/12/2008 10:00:54 AM

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When amusement is running too thin
Or I hate the political din,
I come hungry for rest
To the thread I love best:
The last one to post here shall win.

< Message edited by dcnovice -- 1/12/2008 10:01:43 AM >

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RE: Last one to post, wins. - 1/12/2008 10:10:46 AM

MiladyElaine

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Bravo! Seems someone is good at making up lyrics.

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RE: Last one to post, wins. - 1/12/2008 10:22:35 AM

dcnovice

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Thanks! I'm glad you like them.

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RE: Last one to post, wins. - 1/12/2008 10:49:55 AM

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One of these days, I'll have to try and find that site where DementedGirl was getting hers.

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RE: Last one to post, wins. - 1/12/2008 11:48:46 AM

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And while you are doing that research...I will take the win!!!

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RE: Last one to post, wins. - 1/12/2008 12:11:03 PM

jadedserendipity

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Trips CD and catches the win that is flying through the air to land in my waiting arms dashing away with the giggles

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RE: Last one to post, wins. - 1/12/2008 1:34:47 PM

Aylee

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Snatches the win and replaces it with a feather duster while Jaded is giggling.

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I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

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RE: Last one to post, wins. - 1/12/2008 1:49:23 PM

dcnovice

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quote:

Snatches the win and replaces it with a feather duster

I could use a feather duster, actually, so thanks!

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No matter how cynical you become,
it's never enough to keep up.

JANE WAGNER, THE SEARCH FOR SIGNS OF
INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE

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RE: Last one to post, wins. - 1/12/2008 2:46:24 PM

LeMis

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there's a feather duster around here in the utensil cabinet I believe..... lol

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RE: Last one to post, wins. - 1/12/2008 3:44:38 PM

Aylee

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quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

quote:

Snatches the win and replaces it with a feather duster

I could use a feather duster, actually, so thanks!

This is a kink site. You SHOULD be using a chicken!

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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

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RE: Last one to post, wins. - 1/12/2008 3:56:04 PM

dcnovice

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quote:

You SHOULD be using a chicken!

For what?

On second thought, I'm not sure I want to know.

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No matter how cynical you become,
it's never enough to keep up.

JANE WAGNER, THE SEARCH FOR SIGNS OF
INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE

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RE: Last one to post, wins. - 1/12/2008 4:00:00 PM

Aylee

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It was a joke reference.

Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken.

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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

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