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Marc2b -> RE: cock socks (12/23/2009 8:48:17 AM)
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She may be on to a good money making scheme here. On many a cold winter day I felt like I could use a little extra protection for my people maker. It’s a shame that Billy Mays has died because I can see the late night infomercials now…
“Billy Mays here for the amazing Cock Sock. Guys, are you tired of going out on cold winter days only to freeze your peepee off? Well, those days are over with the amazing new Cock Sock! Just slip it on before you go out and the Cock Sock will keep wee willie warm all day long. Made from the finest wool, the Cock Sock will even work when wet!”
How much would you be willing to pay for such protection? Fifty dollars? A hundred dollars? Some Cock Sock imitators sell for as much as one hundred and eighty dollars! But with this offer you can get not one, not two, but three of the original amazing Cock Socks for only $29.95! And that’s not all! Call now and will throw in the incredible Clit Cozy absolutely free! It keeps clits toasty warm on the coldest days.” But we’re still not done! For this special offer only we’ll also throw in the astounding Ass Mat! No more frozen buns! So call now! Remember that’s three amazing Cock Socks, the incredible Clit Cozy, and the astounding Ass Mat! All for the insanely low price of $29.95 + shipping and handling.
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