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Vendaval -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (7/22/2005 5:48:37 PM)
"Got dick?" "When you are up to your ass in alligators it is difficult to remember your first objective was to drain the swamp!" "Ass, gas, or grass, nobody rides for free!" -Vendaval-

MeisterGeek -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/8/2005 4:18:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Pavel I'm a big fan of "Don't stop honking, I'm just reloading." that and the ever classy "driver is only carrying 20 bucks worth of ammunition" One of the several Jeeps I owned was a 1975 DJ-5 Dispatcher - aka: postal Jeep. (Okay, so it was made by AM General.) On the driver's side in back was a gun rack in which I carried my (pre-ban) SKS and AK-47 to and from the range. One of the postal carriers I knew stopped me and handed me a bumper sticker he'd gotten somewhere and thought was appropriate. It read, "The most feared vehicle on the road is a Postal Jeep with a gun rack." That immediately when on the DJ and got a laugh from everyone. Well, everyone who didn't back off a rather considerable amount. MG

kyraofMists -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/9/2005 7:17:48 AM)
On the windshield of a Jeep Wrangler, with the writing upside down: "If you can read this turn me over"

krys -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/9/2005 7:26:30 AM)
I found Jesus. Now its my turn to hide.

MeisterGeek -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/9/2005 10:51:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kyraofMists On the windshield of a Jeep Wrangler, with the writing upside down: "If you can read this turn me over" ROFLMAO! Okay, stolen! I'll put it up with the Pearl Harbor vehicle pass (center top of windshield behind the rearview mirror.) Oh, yeah. My current Jeep is a Wrangler. MG

GADomCpl -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/9/2005 5:18:46 PM)
Just to preface this, I have a side job as a pyrotechnician (I do firework shows around the world professionally). I have a sticker on my car (and also use it on my passes) that says "I am a trained pyrotechnician. If you see me running, KEEP UP!!!!" Troy

78787878 -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/11/2005 8:19:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wildangel1012003 Big Bang theroy " God spoke BANG it happened! i saw this on a car today , liked it " if you are going to ride my ass at least pull my hair" got to get that one my Fav, is my USMC sticker, it has the US flag and the USMC flag, and say's " Freedom will be Defended! have fun yall I think the first one: Big Bang theroy " God spoke BANG it happened!, shows a serious lack of scientific knowledge and also a lack to try and learn anything. I saw this one once, didn't like it.

78787878 -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/11/2005 8:25:28 AM)
On the back of a Mini Cooper; "Actual Size" On the back of a 1985 Ford Escort; "Yeah it's got a Hemi"

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/11/2005 3:20:49 PM)
I'm still a fan of the time-honored sticker that simply says "YOU SMELL!"

merrymasochist -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/11/2005 7:24:04 PM)
My all time favorite is - "It's your god - You go to hell!"

NoPoeticDevice -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/11/2005 11:03:02 PM)
"If you can't use your turn signals, what makes you think you can use the rest of the car?" "Pee for enjoyment, not for employment." "Destroy what bores you on sight." "History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man."

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/12/2005 12:05:09 AM)
quote: "It's your god - You go to hell!" I love that one!!!! Another great one is "Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks." I'm biased, though. I was a barista for two years at an awesome coffeehouse. Starbucks does taste like crap, though.

Dracironsgirl -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/12/2005 2:39:14 AM)
lol thats great

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/19/2005 6:56:36 PM)
"My kid knocked up your honor roll student" Is a Great one I think...

FLButtSlut -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/19/2005 7:33:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kindred2Evil "Don't make me get my flying monkeys" (please tell me someone gets this one, it's one I actually have on my car) You betcha...Wizard of Oz, the Wicked Witch of the West (East?) had a whole bunch of them!

grits -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/20/2005 5:04:12 PM)
Years ago we had a VW Bug. my ex was in the marines at the time, so we did a lot of traveling. We found the perfect bumper sticker.. When I grow up I want to be a semi... The truckers loved it...<g> grits

Eriayasha -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/23/2005 9:07:10 AM)
"I didn't do it. You can't prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are lying." "Slave wanted. No experience neccessary. Will train." "No coffee, no workee." "Service may vary depending on my mood and your attitude." "Sex is my religion. Let us pray!" "Save oxygen. Shut up." "After we finish rebuilding Iraq, can we rebuild our schools?" "Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot." "Well, did the fuck-up fairy visit us again?" "We have charts and graphs to back us up. So fuck off!" "Do my tattoos make me look fat?" "Looking for a good excuse to be bad." "Jesus is coming! Stash your porn!" "Tattooed in places you'd love to lick" and "Pierced in places you'd love to lick." My personal favorite... "Belt your kids." (Meaning seat belt, for those of you not familiar with it.) [:D] Eria

Aileen68 -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/23/2005 12:34:43 PM)
WWJD For a Klondike Bar

Hallittlelolita -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/23/2005 5:43:23 PM)
lol that one is funny[sm=lol.gif] i like the one that say's "my kid beat up your honour role student". Sincerely andie and her Master Hal

Royce -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/26/2005 2:56:33 AM)
One the women are sure to love... They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

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