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JustaDom -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/5/2006 12:09:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fourpeas "It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need and the Air Force has to have a bake sale to buy a bomber." Driving onto an Air Force base with this on your car is funny but not worth the trouble it causes. quote: ORIGINAL: grits Years ago we had a VW Bug. my ex was in the marines at the time, so we did a lot of traveling. We found the perfect bumper sticker.. When I grow up I want to be a semi... The truckers loved it...<g> My favorite bumper sticker was on one of the new VW Bugs being towed by a huge RV. It read "Please be patient, I'm pushing a very large vehicle." Joe

CreoleCook -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/5/2006 12:41:55 PM)
LOST: Wife And Dog REWARD for DOG

Sekhemet -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/7/2006 5:50:48 AM)
Some of My current stickers - only one was mentioned: If it's tourist season Why can't we shoot em? BITCH - formerly known as PRINCESS INTEL style LOGO graphic; words = "Devil inside" Very funny Scotty No beam down My clothes! <Passing Side (and) Suicide> (this is a 2 sticker set) XxoxX

aslv2kneel -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/7/2006 6:53:01 AM)
mine might say : pull up to the bumper baby

Muttley9 -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/7/2006 5:17:44 PM)
I thought I won the rat race, then they brought in faster rats.

mamabox -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/7/2006 5:25:20 PM)
I have one on my car that says, "Watch out for the IDIOT behind me". The firemen thought it was ironic that I had that on my car when I got rear-ended.

thisishis -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/7/2006 5:32:13 PM)
my Master put the following bumper sticker it on our car (and it applies well toward both His ex, as well as my own..... & Unfortunately, my ex is illiterate and so he can't even read the thing. "I'm not with stupid anymore.". Second favorite on our car: "When we are finished rebuilding Iraq, can we rebuild our schools?".

cuddleheart50 -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/7/2006 5:37:07 PM)
If your gonna ride my ass, you might as well pull my hair.

surly -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/7/2006 6:21:32 PM)
tofu, the other white meat.

surly -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/7/2006 6:26:36 PM)
i saw this one on someone else's car: chatham, a drinking town with a fishing problem.

swtsouthernsub -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/7/2006 6:31:57 PM)
saw on someone elses car Ex-boyfriends make great speed bumps

CreoleCook -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/7/2006 7:58:19 PM)
Cazed and Donfused My other car is a peice of shit, too (seen on a Dodge) H2--$60,000 vehicle that gets stuck in the mud. Lost in paradise... finally divorced!

StacyCat -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/7/2006 9:13:33 PM)
I dont remember the actual bumper stickers, but they were all Jesus and religous in nature, like "Jesus is watching out for me." There were about three of them on the back of the car, and the back of the car had obviously been in a few accidents.

KinkDomCum -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/7/2006 10:39:37 PM)
Unless you're a hemroid stay off my ass. My daughter beat up your honor student. visualize swirled peas My other car is a romulan warbird better to be cummin than strokin my truck's not leakin', it's markin it's territory

MistressSassy66 -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/7/2006 10:48:49 PM)
Karma...its everywhere your going to be. Look twice save a Life...Motorcycles are everywhere. Its not a funny one...But an important one.

Saratov -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/8/2006 5:41:32 PM)
What Would Jesus Bomb? My karma can beat your dogma. My squirels are old and tired but doing their best. I may be slow but I'm ahead of you

surly -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/8/2006 7:27:54 PM)
silence is golden, but duct tape is silver

surly -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/8/2006 7:48:02 PM)
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MLskajira -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/9/2006 11:32:39 AM)
"If it's tourist season, why cant we shoot'em?" "Eat mountain oysters and have a ball" on the back of my ex-botfriend's (he was a state trooper) cruiser, "I break for halucinations" on the front was "Dont drink and drive,,,, you might hit a bump and spill it" drum-roll please........my most favorite one of all was beneath the grill of a Rolls-Royce, that had a briefcase imbedded in it, that said "I dont break for lawyers" I saw it in N.Y. city.

DavidNJohnson -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/9/2006 11:43:16 AM)
"I sure have missed my Ex lately... But my aim is improving.."

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