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beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (6/14/2007 9:01:19 PM)

*begins singing*
since my baby left me
I found a new place to dwell
down the end of...of....of...
es'cuse me, where did I live???? Hey babycakesh...wanna ....hey ya kno wahttttt...HIC...I am slight inebri.....innneb...inabriat....ah shit...think I'm drunk!




HydroMaster -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (6/14/2007 9:06:30 PM)

*gives up trying to speak as everything is coming out slurre draconic.  points to self, holds up 2 fingers....and then falls down*




HydroMaster -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (6/14/2007 9:12:23 PM)

Shit, didn't realize the time.  I gotta go to bed guys, see you later.




beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (6/14/2007 9:13:19 PM)

*crawls over to Hydro*  HIC...cuse me but this it 2 fingersh  *raise hand and holds out 4 fingers*




beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (6/14/2007 9:16:34 PM)

*takes another swig from the half empty bottle, goes to offer some to the dragon before falling down and passing out sprawled across his lap*




SweetSarijane -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (6/14/2007 10:04:26 PM)

*steps over Bear and around the Dragon giggling and heads for her suite* I definitely do NOT want to be around either of them when they wake up in the morning! lmao.

CD, better have the hoses ready so Dragon doesn't accidentally (or not accidentally) set the ship on fire <grin>.




KMsAngel -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (6/15/2007 4:17:21 AM)

oh sari, this is just too good to be true! [:D] here lies the Dragon who thought it was good fun branding my lilly white soft ass. and here lies bear, who thought it would be fun to chain me to a cross and gently electrocute me! oh sweet revenge. tempered somewhat by their concern over my candyless state.

i considered honey, dear bear, but thought you'd employ and enjoy the cabana boys cleaning it off of you. So i made a virgin mary (god knows you have enough alcohol in you already), heavy on the hot pepper sauce. First though, i shaved your pelt down to a few millimeters. you have the most adorable mole right ... there----->
And that shade of red (said as i'm dowsing you) sets off your goatee. i'd shave that off too, but honestly its so gorgeous.

As for Dragon, well i just happen to have a house mate who's a fireman. And they have these wonderful flame retardent clothes. so i shredded his spare suit and used it to muffle that lovely muzzle of yours (stroke, stroke, kiss). Don't cough when u wake up darlin. And i tried to think of something adequate to make up for the brand, and just couldn't think of anything. but then i thought, ur so proud of being a twue domly dom. And you're such a handsome, shiny black scaly beast... black being such a domly colour. i just happen to have these spray cans of day glo pink. and green. and yellow. oh, this is a nice pattern.... and if you spray three of them together they get all swirly and psychedelic! oops. ur moving too much. where'd i put that titanium cable again? there. complete with a sweet little bow!

now before anyone stirs too much, i'll just take a picture or twenty for my stash and disappear. don't bother looking for me in my nest, i'm not that silly!




beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (6/15/2007 5:35:37 AM)

*opens eyes which are extremely bloodshot.....head pounding like a bansidhe...stomach ready to revolt* 
ARRRRGH......soneof a biatch....anyone get the number to the tractor-trailer....OH GAWDDDDD I bloody hate hangovers!




KMsAngel -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (6/15/2007 5:36:57 AM)

mwah hah hah hah hah hah [:D] [:)]




KMsAngel -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (6/15/2007 5:55:39 AM)

cough




beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (6/15/2007 6:14:25 AM)

*stands up and gets to feeling quite nauseous..runs to side of ship and leans over*   BELLCHHHH .......




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (6/15/2007 11:10:08 AM)

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww - clean up on the Aloha deck!!!




beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (6/15/2007 1:14:48 PM)

*GROAN...*  Okay, I have only two questions.....why are there tail marks across my chest and back and how come I have a few dragon scales in my day glo hair??????   Day glo hair......what the......hmmmm  looks kinda funky, think the artist neesd more art classes tho. 




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (6/15/2007 1:52:56 PM)

someone had a wild orgy with the dragon ...and this time it's not my fault!!




KMsAngel -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (6/15/2007 3:27:42 PM)

orgy? not so, but it was fun




KMsAngel -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (6/15/2007 3:39:04 PM)

everybody's a critic.




beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (6/15/2007 5:09:46 PM)

Hi everyone, finally got rid of the headache....only took 6 bottles of painkillers!!!!!
And how much did I drink?????  Think I'll stick to my rum from now on  lol




KMsAngel -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (6/15/2007 5:13:34 PM)

waaaay too much. nice haircut, btw! (spooky voice echoing from nowhere, cause this angel isn't silly enough to present herself in person quite yet.) how's the dragon?
[:D]




beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (6/15/2007 5:20:51 PM)

Not sure where he is....wait a min....memory still a bit fuzzy...he and I...I mean....we didn't....nah, couldn't have.....don't tell me that dragon...nah




KMsAngel -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (6/15/2007 5:23:34 PM)

well..... you were across his lap when i found you both. and you do have an extraordinary amount of paint that i didn't put on YOU. and there are several scales in INTERESTING places. what did you do to the dragon, bear? it might be interesting to see where the hot sauce got smeared, hm? damn. i knew i sh ould have set up a remote video... [:o]




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