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SweetSarijane -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (8/13/2007 2:14:30 PM)

Oh shit



HydroMaster -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (8/13/2007 2:43:17 PM)

I don't worriesh none bout dat SHCeD...thasht jusht a little head....hee hee hee *he unties the bow on the box and the lid pops off.  Tiny robotic legs pop up out of it and pull up the severed head of Walt Disney mounted on a tiny platform carried along on 8 crablike robotic legs*  I's been working on him shicnsh the last battle with him on his giant robot body....isn't he cute now? 



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (8/13/2007 2:50:17 PM)

what?!?! no diamond??  over hundred messges every day promising me a diamond - you're a wannabe dom!



HydroMaster -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (8/13/2007 2:55:19 PM)

I am no fakie SCHEDEE....hish plashma generator uses a diamond in it's focusing array.....sho dare. 



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (8/13/2007 3:06:20 PM)

attention passengers

all rations of rum and other spirits are hereby banned due to a drunk dragon on board

thank you
CD



HydroMaster -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (8/13/2007 3:15:23 PM)

Shtop yer lyin SHEEDE....I'm a schober ash a bird



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (8/13/2007 3:26:55 PM)

*chains the dragon to the deck with heavy duty links from Home Depot*

there that should keep you until later



HydroMaster -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (8/13/2007 3:33:09 PM)

Why can't dey jus let a dragon get washted.  *his body is engulfed in a searing fireball as he internally cumbusts to cook out all the alcohol and melt the chains around him*  There...why is it that no one else gets chained to the deck when they get trashed, geez.  It's draconic racism I tell you....the name trying to keep my scaly hide down.  *starts to get worked up but then see sees mini-robo-Disney dragging a frap over to him* He's just so cute! 



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (8/13/2007 3:43:10 PM)

i would rather have that diamond ring you promised me



HydroMaster -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (8/13/2007 3:49:35 PM)

I promised a diamond...there was never ring involved.  Besides, mini-robo-Disney is a much more personalized gift.  If he decides to stay with you....I put a chip in him to keep him from hurting anyone but he still thinks for himself



KMsAngel -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (8/13/2007 6:09:09 PM)

not demanding, is she?



SweetSarijane -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (8/13/2007 7:18:52 PM)

*Just sits here grinning*



HydroMaster -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (8/13/2007 7:20:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

not demanding, is she?

CD? never...next time she's getting a ring out if the vending machine.  I'll take mini-robo-Disney and give him to someone more appreciative



beargonewild -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (8/13/2007 7:34:24 PM)

Rum...Vodka....Gin....come get your booze here....I got cases and cases.

And Michael, got ya a few cases of tea.



HydroMaster -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (8/13/2007 7:37:57 PM)

mini-robo-Disney would like a martini....but just a small one.  He's little and no longer has a liver so it doesn't take much.



KMsAngel -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (8/13/2007 7:38:04 PM)

geeze, how many times you going to get her a ring? are we getting like a love square going (i'm including Bear in here, the other 3 sides seem to be floating options depending on who's here, lol)



KMsAngel -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (8/13/2007 7:39:06 PM)

and i'm staying away from your killer absinthe. not good for the ..... oops



HydroMaster -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (8/13/2007 7:39:45 PM)

Well CD is out of the circle I say.  She is just too damn demanding. That CD position has just gone to her head after all this time.



KMsAngel -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (8/13/2007 7:45:00 PM)

Dragon, u saying she's gone all domly on you? can't handle that? hehe



HydroMaster -> RE: it's back ...bigger and better- CM Cruise 2 (8/13/2007 7:46:16 PM)

I'm saying she's become spoiled lol....can't wait to see the fit she throws when she reads this



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