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HydroMaster -> RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II (6/7/2007 6:46:21 PM)
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*The dragon does a fly by over the ship dropping a care package on the deck. He then soars into the sunset to more grand and more than likely violent adventure. A letter taped to the side reads...."Sorry I haven't been in to torment you and get you into mortal danger latley. I've been pretty busy....you know, secret missions and stuff. I'll be in sometime when I can stay longer and we can invade a country or destroy a city or something....fun stuff. For now I have brought new toys for you straight from my lab. It's not quality unless it has the HydroCo, Inc logo slapped on the side.
For CD, a prototype paddle. Notice the three buttons on the side. The first operates the shocker. The second operates the gas powered studs...push it right when you strike to make them shoot out into the victim at 300fps...they retract automatically to reset for the next strike. The third gives a shot of nice cold CO2....good for your cold play needs.
For Bear, a pair of claw amplifier gloves...the device will make your claw vibrate at a speed so fast it's not perceptable to the eye and they'll cut like electric carving knives on steroids.
For #2, the HydroCo super voltage taser rifle....50000 volts and a range of 50 yards.....need I say more.
For Harley, hee hee....I put a new engine in your bike...you may want to consider a helmet.
For Piano, A brand new luxury transport helicopter....leather heated reclining seats, a full bar, a foldout bondage table, hot tub, and well a piano....not to mention all the cup holders. It should be here by morning. The pilot is still getting used to the controls.
For Slave Rose, the newest prototype of the HydroCo Troll Bat....the 9000x. All of the usual troll pounding fun with the addition of a built in shotgun....have fun.
I don't think I missed anyone. Anyone new to the cruise....sorry, I don't know your taste in presents yet. Maybe next time."*
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