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it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II - 5/27/2007 9:11:34 AM   
sambamanslilgirl


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you can NEVER keep a good thread down

HA! 

we're back ...and it's BIGGER and BETTER!

***read very important***  as always, the mission and purpose of this thread remains the same as the old one: a safe haven from all the fighting, hostility, and seriousness from the other threads/forums.  this cruise all about the F-U-N. everyone in the CM community is invited (we are NOT a clique-ish group) to board this ship as long you don't use it to troll. it's a TOS violation and you will be reported immediately to the mystery mods.  in other words, i respectively request that you try to keep any beefs you have other members who post here off this thread and do it prvately.

ok now that you have read the established rules, welcome aboard the brand new CM Party Cruise Ship II and its neverending sail around the world to destinations known and unknown!!


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RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II - 5/27/2007 9:18:31 AM   
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WOOHOOOOOOOOOO

Permission to board Ma'am?  And may I choose my suite # also....please...pretty please????

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RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II - 5/27/2007 9:21:29 AM   
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YEA!!

Madam CD, can I get some rest now, I have been up overseeing things for the last few days. My my cb/bgs have been rotating every 10 hours just to keep up with me and the caffeen rush I have been on.

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RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II - 5/27/2007 9:28:03 AM   
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welcome CM passengers to the new cruise ship!

we have newer and bigger decks for all your BDSM related fun and needs.  more sexy wenches and cabana boys to service your every need.  a HUGE dungeon with new dungeon Masters/Mistresses to administer and fulfill your need for pain and pleasure 24/7.  ah, yes, we have installed a permanent wadding pools for jell-o and pudding wrestling  ...a club room for karaoking fun ...rock walls, mini golf course, swimming pools and jacuzzis ...and more.

each of our 5 deck levels have large suites for everyone completely stocked with toys, leather wear, clothes and other surprises for all.  each passenger is alotted 5 sexy wenches and/or cabana boys every week ...unless previously arranged with the management and cruise director for special requests.  we have daily activities for you to enjoy 24/7 ...special hunts for the ladies ...nightly contests and prizes ...and it doesn't cost you a single penny!  if you need anything, my office is always open.

oh be warned, passengers, we do have a very, very, very dark place on this ship which we ask that you stay far, far, FAR away from.  in this place is where we keep our trolls ...if you decide to peek inside,  CM cruise is not liable for any injuries you might incur - enter at your risk!

enjoy and have fun!
CD

< Message edited by sambamanslilgirl -- 5/27/2007 9:32:20 AM >


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RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II - 5/27/2007 9:29:35 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

WOOHOOOOOOOOOO

Permission to board Ma'am?  And may I choose my suite # also....please...pretty please????

pick your cabin, bear, we'll be getting this boat out to sea in a few hours ...plotting a course to

THE GREEK ISLES!


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RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II - 5/27/2007 9:33:22 AM   
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just pick a cabin suite, rose, there's plenty to choose from on each of our 5 deck levels

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RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II - 5/27/2007 9:38:30 AM   
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{gets out of bed} I KNEW I forgot something. {rushes down to the troll level to turn off the heat} Oops. We turned it on to see if we could turn them into fuel over night. {relocks the deck, turns on alarms and returns to bed}

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RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II - 5/27/2007 9:39:35 AM   
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*after careful thought, picks suite #1369 and quickly unpacks luggage and toys away*
Glad to be back onboard CD and happy to see you retaining your position on the ship! Just wondering....once we reach Greece, I'd like to acquire at least 15 greek men for my personal enjoyment.......are we allowed to import fraps and capps?.....

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RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II - 5/27/2007 9:41:04 AM   
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I got my Suite now lets see where can i stake my claim and do the worst i mena best trouble LOL
 
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RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II - 5/27/2007 9:48:22 AM   
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{calls security to be posted outside of my suite - only Captn Hydro, Madam CD, Sari and Bear are allowed in, never know, someone may forget or misplace codes or needs the spare set of keys}

Bear, can you arrange for around the clock 24/7 security for me, please {contact me for more info as to why}. The cb/bg is doing great, but, after 10 or 12 hours they get worn out; maybe we should have shorter shifts or one permanetly assigned, whatever you think is best. {{hugs}} Bear 

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RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II - 5/27/2007 9:50:10 AM   
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thank you, rose, for correcting that.

yes, bear, frapps and capps are allowed on board as long as you drink them in moderation!  oh yes you may have 15 Greek hunks for your personal pleasure ...just keep them away from Harley.

ross - no trouble!
please read the first post again or face the consequences sooner than later


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RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II - 5/27/2007 9:51:41 AM   
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Not a problem beauty, I'll see what I can do and if ned be, can conjure up a personal djinn to guard your suite and will obey only your commands.

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RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II - 5/27/2007 9:53:06 AM   
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{{hugs}} Thank you, Madam CD. 15, that could be fun {evil grin}. {looks around for Harley - closes door, and goes back to bed}

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RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II - 5/27/2007 9:56:48 AM   
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*gives CD a bearhug as thanks for granting request*

As before, I will place a geas on them so they won't respond to anyone's voice but my own!  Gawd I love having supernatural abilities  hehehehehe

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RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II - 5/27/2007 9:59:23 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty

{{hugs}} Thank you, Madam CD. 15, that could be fun {evil grin}. {looks around for Harley - closes door, and goes back to bed}


*conjures up a firece djinn to guard beauty's suite, a slip of paper appears on her night stand with the secret word which commands the djinn*

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RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II - 5/27/2007 10:00:49 AM   
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attention passengers,

please familiar yourselves with the new security features in your cabin suites as well as the security team protecting this ship.  each suite has an instruction booklet for you to read and help program your door locks.

if you forget your security passcode or lose your room card key - please see the cruise director immediately!

CD




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RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II - 5/27/2007 11:00:27 AM   
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saunters up the gangway ... already making full use of my 5 hunky cabana boys to carry all my shoes ....


CD? .. permission to come aboard please oh beautiful Cruise Director!?

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RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II - 5/27/2007 11:25:08 AM   
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you're always welcome on the cruise, softness.  nice use of the cabana boys too.  pick a cabin suite - have plenty to go around

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RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II - 5/27/2007 11:33:48 AM   
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*winks* .... well we cant have the cabana boys being spoilt with constant scening and they need the workout *sends the boys back out for the rest of my cases and picks a room *

oooooooh bless! ..the boys already decorated for me ... awwww!

*finds a wench to do my unpacking (well the boys would be hopeless at folding) ... gets changed into something small .. and picks a sunspot on deck*

< Message edited by softness -- 5/27/2007 11:34:59 AM >


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RE: it's back ...bigger than ever - Cruise II - 5/27/2007 11:35:53 AM   
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May i have permission to come aboard CD?  I promise to play nice *weg*

Oh, May i have a cabana girl since i am not allowed to play with boys ?

Edited: because I have paddles now ... woo hoo

< Message edited by LaMspeach -- 5/27/2007 11:37:21 AM >


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