sambamanslilgirl
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Joined: 2/5/2007 From: Chicago, IL Status: offline
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welcome CM passengers to the new cruise ship! we have newer and bigger decks for all your BDSM related fun and needs. more sexy wenches and cabana boys to service your every need. a HUGE dungeon with new dungeon Masters/Mistresses to administer and fulfill your need for pain and pleasure 24/7. ah, yes, we have installed a permanent wadding pools for jell-o and pudding wrestling ...a club room for karaoking fun ...rock walls, mini golf course, swimming pools and jacuzzis ...and more. each of our 5 deck levels have large suites for everyone completely stocked with toys, leather wear, clothes and other surprises for all. each passenger is alotted 5 sexy wenches and/or cabana boys every week ...unless previously arranged with the management and cruise director for special requests. we have daily activities for you to enjoy 24/7 ...special hunts for the ladies ...nightly contests and prizes ...and it doesn't cost you a single penny! if you need anything, my office is always open. oh be warned, passengers, we do have a very, very, very dark place on this ship which we ask that you stay far, far, FAR away from. in this place is where we keep our trolls ...if you decide to peek inside, CM cruise is not liable for any injuries you might incur - enter at your risk! enjoy and have fun! CD
< Message edited by sambamanslilgirl -- 5/27/2007 9:32:20 AM >
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...2011 - year of the fabulous rock star life ...and i do it so well... ...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...
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