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The Obedient Wife
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when itcame to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When Idie, I want you to take all my money and put it in thecasket with me. I want to take my money to theafterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her
heart that when he died she would put all of the money in the casket with him.Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before theundertakers got ready to close the c asket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian; I can't go backon my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with Him." You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?" I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it intomy account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it,he can spend it."
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RE: Obedient Wife - 
Sounds like my ex. 
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