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DagnyTaggart -> RE: Really...INCREDIBLY...(Stupid) warning labels... (5/30/2007 12:41:32 AM)
I had a friend and his nickname was "Ironman"...he wasn't strong, just stupid. He earned the name because one day he was really pressed for time but ended up pressing his stomach when he tried to iron the clothes he was wearing. This is the kind of genius those warnings are meant for.

welshwmn3 -> RE: Really...INCREDIBLY...(Stupid) warning labels... (5/30/2007 12:49:04 AM)
What about the warnings ON plastics bags now that they are not a toy and should not be given to young'uns?

mistoferin -> RE: Really...INCREDIBLY...(Stupid) warning labels... (5/30/2007 6:25:51 AM)
On a curling iron..."Do not use while sleeping".

DommeChains -> RE: Really...INCREDIBLY...(Stupid) warning labels... (5/30/2007 7:24:27 AM)
Slight thread hijack....you have been warned :-). In the same category of "duhness" is someone saying to anyone clinging desperately to a cliff, ledge, boat, whatever and screaming for help......HOLD ON! Jeez, thanks for telling me cuz I thought it would too cool to just let go and then ask you to save me lol.

astarri -> RE: Really...INCREDIBLY...(Stupid) warning labels... (5/30/2007 8:34:33 AM)
lol on the same note ... how about the reporter who is badgering the women who just lost her entire home in a tornado ... "how do you feel?"

urtoy -> RE: Really...INCREDIBLY...(Stupid) warning labels... (5/30/2007 8:41:35 AM)
The last kitchen range my psrents purchased came with a warning not to use the oven door as a step-stool. Ya think?

Mikal -> RE: Really...INCREDIBLY...(Stupid) warning labels... (5/30/2007 10:58:09 AM)
How 'bout this: On my jar of (Kraft) peanut butter.... CAUTION! May contain peanuts Uh huh. Ok. Who would've thought peanut butter would contain peanuts?!?!?!?!? [:-]

StellaByStarlite -> RE: Really...INCREDIBLY...(Stupid) warning labels... (5/30/2007 11:48:51 AM)
I spotted a " Do Not Molest The Alligators" sign in Florida. And for a brief, delightful minute, visions of drooling perverts in trenchcoats lurking 'round the mangrove swamp flitted through my mind.

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