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The Joy Of Having A Penis - 6/1/2007 6:21:03 PM   
TotalDevotion2U


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The Joy Of Having A Penis





I'll tell you a short poem;
I'll try to make it quick.
The subject is quite simple:
The joy of having a dick.

Penises are super things;
You ladies should be jealous.
An organ surrounded by sensitive skin
That's smooth and rarely hairless

It starts to grow dramatically,
When you're about thirteen.
Your testicles on either side;
Your willy in between.

It dangles neatly down below;
Soft, obedient and loyal.
At the slightest hint of lust,
It's ready to uncoil.

It often has a mind all of its own;
It's like a wild untamed beast.
It squirms and writhes and stretches out;
When you expect it least.

Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves;
Erecting when it shouldn't.
A bumpy train ride sets it off;
Just when you wish it wouldn't.

And during the summer,
wearing little, sunning on the beach
The slightest sight of shaking boobs
Makes it squirm just like a leech.

Handle it with love and care;
For it can give great pleasure.
Has it grown since last weekend?
And when did you last measure?

Some people fret about its size;
They give it lots of thought.
Is seven inches long enough?
It makes guys quite distraught.

They peek across in urinals,
To compare and try to see
But if another glances back at them
There's no way they can pee

Masturbating is a sin;
That's what some folk believe.
But those are just old wives' tales;
Cuz it really can relieve.

Without this fabulous organ,
No shag would be complete.
Lesbians will try their best;
But must admit defeat.

It has two main bodily functions
I'm sure you'll all agree
To start a whole new life
And of course, daily to pee

But I think the thing that's marvellous;
About that one eyed brute
Is that when its trying to procreate,
It knows which fluid to shoot

And always it remains with you;
Until you're old and frail.
Don't take it out in public though,
Or you'll be thrown in jail.

And so to summarise I'd say with certainty
That every male loves his little friend
But girls, no matter what we do,
Please don't fold, spindle mutilate
And NEVER NEVER Bend!!!
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RE: The Joy Of Having A Penis - 6/1/2007 6:26:00 PM   
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Just one more thing to whack






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RE: The Joy Of Having A Penis - 6/2/2007 3:00:54 PM   
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I like your poem....how long did it take you to write about your penis? Did you mesure? Do you peek across unrinals?

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RE: The Joy Of Having A Penis - 6/2/2007 4:41:13 PM   
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Can't take full credit for the poem because it was sent to me via e-mail from a friend...and I am not close enough to him to be asking those kinds of questions about him and his "buddy"...

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RE: The Joy Of Having A Penis - 6/2/2007 4:49:16 PM   
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never saw much joy in having one, personally

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RE: The Joy Of Having A Penis - 6/3/2007 3:10:01 AM   
YesMistressIrish


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Yes, but She has a strap-on,
and can use her penis whenever, for whatever,
lasts all night, into the next day,
always hard....never needy...not greedy
then she can put it away 


Where it will stay
Her way.

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RE: The Joy Of Having A Penis - 6/7/2007 11:17:38 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: YesMistressIrish

Yes, but She has a strap-on,
and can use her penis whenever, for whatever,
lasts all night, into the next day,
always hard....never needy...not greedy
then she can put it away 


Where it will stay
Her way.




Haha, love it.  Some of us prefer the neon colors too ;-)

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RE: The Joy Of Having A Penis - 6/7/2007 11:28:05 PM   
bbw2switch


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quote:

Without this fabulous organ,
No shag would be complete.
Lesbians will try their best;
But must admit defeat.


erm .. there is One thing no dude can do.

change the dick in the middle of the deed.
yes, o yes. it's nice to go from  6 and ONE half to 12 by 2 that buzzes.





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