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dixiedumpling -> Quotes (6/4/2004 2:37:42 PM)
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"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later lafe." Elmo Phillips
"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." Joan Rivers
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'." Jerry Seinfeld
"There's a new medical crises. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So, what's the problem?' Dustin Hoffman
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-or-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SI." Lynn Lavner
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