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You May Be A Submissive If... - 6/8/2007 10:40:52 AM   
darchChylde


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You May Be A Submissive If...
   

-If you see a "Mix-Master" in the store and think it's a new self-stimulating toy, you may be a submissive.

-If you hear the drinking toast "Bottoms up!" and instantly obey, you may be a submissive.

-If you are more concerned about the skin on your ass then that on your face you may be a submissive.

-If you get excited when you see an ad for "Flag Day" because you think someone mispelled a word, you may be a submissive.

-If a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house because she's all tied up....and you get jealous, you may be a submissive.

-If you walk by dog obedience classes and offer to demonstrate from the dog's perspective, you may be a submissive.

-If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could not care less what happens on Wall Street, you may be a submissive.

-If you smile and think of a thin, flexible rod when you hear the word "switch", you may be a submissive.

-If you think the best part of going to church is getting to kneel, you may be a submissive. (The same holds true if you make up extra sins at confession so you can get a heavier penance).

-If you get excited while looking through the cooking implements draw of the kitchen, you may be a submissive.

If you visit Alcatraz, stand for hours in a dark cell, and come out flushed and smiling, you may be a submissive.

-If you hear the term "House Whip" on CNN and then get disappointed that they're talking about politics, you may be a submissive.

-If you surf the net to find your own webmaster, you may be a submissive. If you go to the paint store just for the stir sticks, you may be a submissive.

-If you hear a confused person say, "Beat me!" and you automatically yell out "Me next!," you may be a submissive.

-If you actually wish your Mastercard would give you orders, you may be a submissive.

-If you anxiously wait to get from publishing houses the form letter stating "Thank you for your submission.", you may be a submissive.

-If you think that the three basic materials for bed sheets are linen, silk and leather, you may be a submissive (or at the least, kinky in general)

-If you're envious of the neighbour dog's new spike collar & leash, you may be a submissive.

-If you call your personal vibrator "Sir," you may be a submissive.

-If you go to the pet store, look at the leather collars, and pick out two or three that match some outfits you own, you may be a submissive!

-If you think your panties look best on you when pulled down around your knees, you may be a submissive.

-If you see a road sign displaying, "Chains required" and wonder if that means, whips are optional, you may be a submissive.

-If you can't make up your mind, you may be a submissive.

-If you read a headline about sub warfare, and picture two naked women cat-fighting over a handsome Dom, you may well be a submissive.

-If your closet is full of knee pads, but you don't play sports, you may be submissive.

-If you dream of a beautiful leather jacket with a full face hood, you may be a submissive.

-If you think "I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!" when a Bridal Fashion Show is to be held in your town, you may be submissive


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if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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RE: You May Be A Submissive If... - 6/8/2007 1:01:39 PM   
favesclava


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someone's on a roll lately.

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RE: You May Be A Submissive If... - 6/8/2007 1:05:28 PM   
darchChylde


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quote:

ORIGINAL: favesclava

someone's on a roll lately.


that's what sexual and sensual frustration will do to you


_____________________________

I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
.
Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

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RE: You May Be A Submissive If... - 6/9/2007 1:18:53 PM   
MagiksSlave


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Hmm.. I guess Im not a submissive most of those dont fit me

Magik's non subbly slave

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If you’re going through hell keep on moving
don't slow down
if you’re scared dont show it
you might get out
before the devil even knows your there.


-Rodney Atkins-



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