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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/9/2007 12:25:36 PM

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"We must go back for our pants" they chanted.

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/9/2007 1:44:49 PM

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Because their gnomey-bits were all shriveled in the cold. But the....

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/9/2007 2:57:59 PM

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.....Keebler elves handed the pants to Chewbacca, who put them in......

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/9/2007 3:13:31 PM

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between his ass cheeks....

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/9/2007 3:14:20 PM

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where they quickly disappeared ....

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/9/2007 3:15:43 PM

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then the Keebler elves got bitched out....

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/9/2007 3:33:01 PM

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for not warming the pants up for the furry anal-lover. Suddenly.......

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/9/2007 5:09:43 PM

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hundreds of M&M candies came rolling down from the enchanted mountain.......

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/9/2007 7:10:34 PM

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.....each one with a tiny, encoded message....

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/9/2007 9:20:52 PM

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We are much better than fortune cookies, because....

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/9/2007 10:17:45 PM

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...we will self-destruct in five seconds...

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/9/2007 11:13:45 PM

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...we will self-destruct in five seconds...

said the man with the plastic nose and mustache.

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/10/2007 2:17:24 AM

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When removed we saw he was really .................

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/10/2007 2:29:53 AM

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the Lizard of Oz! damn him, i thought he was...

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/10/2007 2:35:16 AM

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Pierce Brosnan as Bond, James Bond ..............

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/10/2007 3:15:03 AM

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...who hopped into the invisible boatmobile and sped off...

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/10/2007 3:57:38 AM

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....late for his date with......

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/10/2007 4:16:53 AM

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Pussy Galore, of course!

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/10/2007 6:25:50 AM

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Meanwhile, back at the ranch....

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/10/2007 8:41:46 AM

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Little Joe found a branding iron and ..........................

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