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Level -> RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) (6/10/2007 8:50:29 AM)

........exclaimed, "Hoss, remember this?!". Suddenly, Hop Sing ran into the room and..........




pianogirl -> RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) (6/10/2007 8:53:20 AM)

broke out into the theme song from Big Valley




earthycouple -> RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) (6/10/2007 9:12:14 AM)

When the dancing chorus girls moved out from behind Hop Sing.....




pianogirl -> RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) (6/10/2007 9:27:20 AM)

he shifted into the theme from Oklahoma




earthycouple -> RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) (6/10/2007 9:28:34 AM)

and then the gate broke free.  Hop Sing screams in......




pianogirl -> RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) (6/10/2007 9:31:14 AM)

panic as the sheep ran free.




Level -> RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) (6/10/2007 9:33:24 AM)

........."now what am I supposed to cook??"...............




earthycouple -> RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) (6/10/2007 9:54:16 AM)

All of a sudden a genie appears and offers this advice.....




Level -> RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) (6/10/2007 9:57:55 AM)

...."ditch those Cartwright fuckers and open your own restraunt".............




pianogirl -> RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) (6/10/2007 10:17:45 AM)

and thus was born the KFC franchise.




earthycouple -> RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) (6/10/2007 10:37:24 AM)

Oh that was the perfect end to our story, pianogirl.  I loved the whole thing!!!

New Story::::

Once upon a time there was a beautiful castle......




pianogirl -> RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) (6/10/2007 11:07:45 AM)

where lived 12 dancing princesses




earthycouple -> RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) (6/10/2007 11:22:31 AM)

each princess had 12 sexy slaves....




Level -> RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) (6/10/2007 11:29:15 AM)

.... their names were Gropey, Dumpey, Sleazey, Rico, Biff, Mutombo, Spiro, Chesterfield, Hoss, Little Joe, and Hop Sing..... and Sneezey!




pianogirl -> RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) (6/10/2007 11:58:41 AM)

(I call first dips on Little Joe!!!!!)

One day a leatherworker arrived at the castle ........




earthycouple -> RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) (6/10/2007 12:03:03 PM)

and made assless chaps for all of the boys....




pianogirl -> RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) (6/10/2007 12:04:17 PM)

and new whips for the princesses, each in a different color.




earthycouple -> RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) (6/10/2007 12:26:21 PM)

But then the King heard the commotion and stormed in......




pianogirl -> RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) (6/10/2007 2:40:21 PM)

yelling "Damn it I ordered floggers not whips!"




Gauge -> RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) (6/10/2007 2:43:19 PM)

A ten ton weight dropped suddenly from the sky, crushing the King into little...




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