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Musicmystery -> Canine Western (6/11/2007 7:25:16 PM)

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon.

"Can I help you with something?" asks the barkeep.

The dog looks around for a few moments, then slowly drawls, "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw..."




quietboynyc -> RE: Canine Western (6/11/2007 7:27:58 PM)

XD.




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Canine Western (6/12/2007 6:49:43 PM)

heh[sm=smile.gif]




HisChatelaine -> RE: Canine Western (6/12/2007 9:20:06 PM)

GROAN!!!
Here's some more groaners for you.

Dog Cross Breeds that Didn't Make It:

Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Spitz + Chow Chow

Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso

Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel

Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever

Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound

Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog

Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador

Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer

Moot Point, owned by...oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute

Commute, a dog that travels to work with you
Pointer + Setter

Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Collie + Lhasa Apso

Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport




bbw2switch -> RE: Canine Western (6/12/2007 9:45:55 PM)

that post is a groaner ....  but cute in it's own way [8D]






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