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Yeah - Just your luck!!!!! - 6/13/2007 9:40:32 AM   
AquarianMale53


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A young man met an older woman at a bar last night.  She wasn't bad for 57, so they drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if he'd ever had the 'sportsman's double',  a mother and daughter threesome?

The young man said no. So they drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was the young man's lucky night.

 They went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:  "Mom you still awake?"
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RE: Yeah - Just your luck!!!!! - 6/13/2007 5:29:35 PM   
Trampler


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lol!

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RE: Yeah - Just your luck!!!!! - 6/13/2007 10:35:25 PM   
nyrisa


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Oh, how sweet! I hope my daughter will do that for me, one day.

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RE: Yeah - Just your luck!!!!! - 6/15/2007 3:49:28 AM   
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Even seniors need to have fun sometimes. I can just picture the granddaughter asking great-grandmother if she had a fun weekend.

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RE: Yeah - Just your luck!!!!! - 6/15/2007 6:09:49 PM   
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The look at the OP's picture. Looks like this may have happened to him.

LOL

No offense intended, but that is a pretty stern look.

T

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RE: Yeah - Just your luck!!!!! - 6/16/2007 10:27:16 AM   
AquarianMale53


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At least I have the guts to put my picture on my profile to allow ridicule....enough said?

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RE: Yeah - Just your luck!!!!! - 6/16/2007 6:14:52 PM   
adoracat


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i'm tryin to figure out what was offensive about the picture....cause it looks just fine from this view

kitten, who never understood the whole idea of disparaging others based on looks

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RE: Yeah - Just your luck!!!!! - 6/16/2007 8:04:11 PM   
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lol that joke was funny

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