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dixiedumpling -> how much is enough? (6/6/2004 12:49:09 PM)
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Jack has a problem with too much length on his penis. So, he goes to his doctor and explains the problem to him and drops his pants to reveal a 25 inch penis. The doctor says he doesn't know of any treatment he can provide but directs Jack to the edge of town where a witch lives and who might be able to help him. So, Jack goes to see her and explains his problem once again, dropping his pants to show her. She tells Jack that she has so spell or potion to shrink his penis but that there is an enchanted frog that lives deep in the forest in a small pool that can help him. She tells Jack to go to the pool and ask the frog to marry him. When the frog says, "No.", his penis will shrink by 5 inches.
So, Jack finds the pool and sees the frog and shouts out to him, "Hey, frog. Will you marry me?" The frog says, "No." Jack feels his penis draw up a bit. So, he asks him again, "Hey, frog! Will you marry me?" The frog says, "No." Jack drops his pants and looks at his penis and it's 15 inches long. He thinks that 10 inches would be just right, so shouts to the frog again, "HEY, frog! Will you marry me?" The frog is irritated and shouts back, "How many times do I have to tell you? No, NO, NO!!"
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