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darchChylde -> RE: Cuts in Line: Ask me Stuff and i'll answer funny, truthfully, ignore you or just giggle and blus (6/14/2007 12:25:05 AM)
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ORIGINAL: Mikal
Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh... you are GOOD!!! [:D]
Here poochy-woochy puddin-puff *whistles softly*... here boy...
Ok darchChylde... how do I get him to come to me????
that's easy... put on the last dress or or pair of slacks that you would want to stain and just wait with a blunt object... i recommend a roled up copy of Penthouse's Denim Issue
when he comes to hump your leg, which he will (unless you scotch guard which is like puppy repellent)... whack him on the head, you will want to do this several times as the skull will be particularly thick; careful the hips may continue working until release, long after the head has become useless (it has been theorized that the boy parts have a mind of their own; but this is doubtful as there has been no evidence of brainwave activity in the male poochie... it is more likely that it is merely muscle memory like with some invertebrates)
after you have pried the specimen loose, burn the dress or pants and take a sip of the nyquil... then go to work with the scissors... if he wakes, simply be firm in your resolve and continue; he actually likes this, which you can soon see by the newly easygoing and tractable manner
glad to be of help... oooh nice dress, that looks expensive *starts to run over, but sees something shiny and goes off in another direction*
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