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Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 3:57:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal Farzebubble googlemeister aftercrast omf gru? Easy for you to say. [:D]

Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 3:59:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72 Will I ever have someone love me like I once had?[&:] and if so, is this one the one? *The answer to your first question, Krissi, is yes. Don't lose hope of that.* Is he the one, now? I wish I could answer that for you. I hope so.

Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 4:03:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: drawntothedark Mr. Level - next June I will be going to the Dominican Republic. What is the one thing I must do or see while I am there? Some tips: http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?sec=travel&res=9C05E3DD163FF93BA15752C0A9619C8B63 http://www.gowealthy.com/articles/295/index.asp http://www.experiencedominicanrepublic.com/sightseeing.html And, maybe avoid the water.

Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 4:06:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sleazybutterfly Will you marry me? Marriage isn't in the cards for Mr. Level, at least not at the present. [:)]

Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 4:08:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gwendolyn Oh magic eight ball...errr.. Mr Level. Sorry. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?? Gwen If the tootsie pop has been drinking, maybe only 6 or 7. If the toosie pop is in a state of calm, it can take up to half an hour.

Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 4:09:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darcyandthedark Dear Mr. Level Will you always save the last dance for me? Peace the.dark. Oui, lovely lady. [;)]

Valentyne -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 4:11:37 PM)
Mr. Level, My pants are too tight but I can't stop eating the chocolate covered peanuts my boyfriend made me make for him... what should I do???

Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 4:13:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Valentyne Mr. Level, My pants are too tight but I can't stop eating the chocolate covered peanuts my boyfriend made me make for him... what should I do??? Take off your pants. [:D]

Valentyne -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 4:25:08 PM)
Pure genius, Mr. Level, why didn't I think of that?

Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 4:28:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Valentyne Pure genius, Mr. Level, why didn't I think of that? That's why thousands, errr, tens of dozens come to Mr. Level for help. And you can always toss the sweets; trust me, I've lost 91 pounds, you can do whatever you put your mind to. [;)]

KatyLied -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 5:33:00 PM)
quote: ......You know the drill, Katy [sm=mrpuffy.gif] Hugs!

Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 5:36:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KatyLied quote: ......You know the drill, Katy [sm=mrpuffy.gif] Hugs! [;)] you wonderful nut.

Emperor1956 -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/14/2007 10:58:20 PM)
quote: Dear Level As many will recall, I smoke quite a few cigarettes every day, and there are quite a few idiomatic expressions and slang used in relation to smoking all over the world. Should I plan to visit the USA, please could you tell me the correct local expression for "bumming a fag"? Thanks E In the interest of clarity and honesty, the expression you want to use is "fancy a fag?" The arch over the stage at Chicago's venerable Goodman Theater used to say "You yourself must set fire to the faggots which you have brought!" This led at least one actor to look up, read the line out loud and muse "Tough town, Chicago!" E.

Mikal -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/15/2007 12:46:41 PM)
What is a good cure for dog toots brought on by overindulgent 'Grandparents'?

Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/15/2007 3:59:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal What is a good cure for dog toots brought on by overindulgent 'Grandparents'? "Toots"?? The dog is gassy? [:D]

Mikal -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/15/2007 9:10:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal What is a good cure for dog toots brought on by overindulgent 'Grandparents'? "Toots"?? The dog is gassy? [:D] "Gassy" doesn't quite cover it... she's now a nuclear stink bomb that goes off every 10 minutes or so. Turns out they were giving her cheese, vanilla icecream, and deep-fried chicken meat (they pick it off the bones) with skin. All because she looks at them while they eat. [8\|] And they wonder why I'm sooo adamant that they are NOT getting grandkids.

LeMis -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/15/2007 9:22:06 PM)
OK, here goes nothing (I guess) [8\|] how can I make myself go to the gym and work out on my days off?? [&:]

Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 2:42:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal quote: ORIGINAL: Level quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal What is a good cure for dog toots brought on by overindulgent 'Grandparents'? "Toots"?? The dog is gassy? [:D] "Gassy" doesn't quite cover it... she's now a nuclear stink bomb that goes off every 10 minutes or so. Turns out they were giving her cheese, vanilla icecream, and deep-fried chicken meat (they pick it off the bones) with skin. All because she looks at them while they eat. [8\|] And they wonder why I'm sooo adamant that they are NOT getting grandkids. Ah. Take the dog, and the grandparents, to a public function. Every time the dog lets one out, point at one of the grandparents. If they try to deny it, shake your head tragically and loudly whisper "Ohhhh Daddy/Mom"..... after doing this a few times, explain to them the value of not making your dog a tooter.

Level -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 2:44:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LeMis OK, here goes nothing (I guess) [8\|] how can I make myself go to the gym and work out on my days off?? [&:] Either hire Lou Ferrigno to kidnap you on those days, or sit down and ask yourself what is important to you. Good health? Then, do whatever answer comes up.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! (6/16/2007 4:16:27 AM)
I eat egg whites instead of regular eggs for breakfast...am I being more healthy in doing so?

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