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LadyEllen -> guaranteed lottery numbers for this weekend (6/14/2007 5:24:25 AM)

Do you need guaranteed lottery numbers for this weekend? Dream of being a millionaire? Just post details of which lottery you want numbers for, and I guarantee genuine numbers for the draw!

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Guarantee restricted to the choice of available numbers in any given lottery. No warranty is given or implied that genuine numbers means winning numbers. Any similarity to a load of old balls is purely coincidental. For full terms and conditions, send a cheque to cash for oh, lets say a hundred dollars.



soultoshare -> RE: guaranteed lottery numbers for this weekend (6/14/2007 5:30:16 AM)

ahhhhhh...but are they the WINNING numbers????

hmmmmm...just saw the fine print!  It would appear that Level is rubbing off on you, Lady Ellen!



Level -> RE: guaranteed lottery numbers for this weekend (6/14/2007 5:32:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: soultoshare

ahhhhhh...but are they the WINNING numbers????

hmmmmm...just saw the fine print!  It would appear that Level is rubbing off on you, Lady Ellen!


All right now, I heard that!



soultoshare -> RE: guaranteed lottery numbers for this weekend (6/14/2007 5:36:16 AM)

thought you were going to work???



beargonewild -> RE: guaranteed lottery numbers for this weekend (6/14/2007 6:32:19 AM)

I do so dream to be a multi-millionaire. Is the fee in British currency or Canadian?
I need the winning numbers for Lotto 6/49 as the jackpot is at 40 million.
Thanks



LadyEllen -> RE: guaranteed lottery numbers for this weekend (6/14/2007 7:03:10 AM)

Numbers for the 6/49; 4, 9, 13, 36, 37, 41

Guarantee restricted to the choice of available numbers in any given lottery. No warranty is given or implied that genuine numbers means winning numbers. Any similarity to a load of old balls is purely coincidental. For full terms and conditions, send a cheque to cash for oh, lets say a hundred dollars.


E



beargonewild -> RE: guaranteed lottery numbers for this weekend (6/14/2007 7:19:08 AM)

Oh thank you so very very very much oh wise lady!!!!   I guarantee the check is in the mail and send by registered priority post! 



Gauge -> RE: guaranteed lottery numbers for this weekend (6/14/2007 11:00:45 AM)

I just sent my last $100 to a submissive in Nigeria so she could get a bus to the United States. Would you take an IOU?



LadyEllen -> RE: guaranteed lottery numbers for this weekend (6/14/2007 11:15:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

I just sent my last $100 to a submissive in Nigeria so she could get a bus to the United States. Would you take an IOU?


Sorry, its cash only. And anyway, who would value my powers if I gave them away for free?

By the way, the $100 arrived OK, but my elderly mother has fallen sick in the meantime etc.

Ebola



gwendolyn -> RE: guaranteed lottery numbers for this weekend (6/14/2007 3:02:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

I just sent my last $100 to a submissive in Nigeria so she could get a bus to the United States. Would you take an IOU?


But did you ship her a set of arm floaties?


Gwen



GrizzlyBear -> RE: guaranteed lottery numbers for this weekend (6/14/2007 3:08:06 PM)

I always use the ones from the fortune cookie I got at the last munch...  as effective as any other method, guaranteed!



petdave -> RE: guaranteed lottery numbers for this weekend (6/14/2007 6:35:10 PM)

Hey, i got a letter! [:(]



Level -> RE: guaranteed lottery numbers for this weekend (6/14/2007 6:38:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: soultoshare

thought you were going to work???


[:D]



michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: guaranteed lottery numbers for this weekend (6/14/2007 6:44:45 PM)

i can't even afford to pay attention, so i can't afford this...LOL



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