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Politesub53 -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 5:46:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MHOO314 *well here is MY response---if you have thought this through, then you do not need Me to make it happen--simply SEND IT IN A BAG.* [8D] i did this once Maam but wont be doing it again. [:D][:D][:D]

LadyPact -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 5:47:20 PM)
Certain ones just stick out in your mind don't they? I don't think any of Us are going to forget the "please, castrate me" guy. Not that I remember his name, but I certainly remember his approach. Believe it or not, the way I see it, he's getting exactly what he wanted. A free ride by the Dommes (Myself included) of CM. Whether he was going for the humiliation, the shock factor, or even if it was just to stand out in the crowd.... If he had any other goal rather than one of Us actually chopping the thing off, he got it. Lady Ellen, by far, that has been the most hilarious comment about him to date. Your timing was absolutely perfect! As for Frankendick (John Bobbit) maybe he's trying to revive that wonderful 'adult film' career of his by getting his name back in the news. It seems to work for other 'celebrities'.

LaMistressa -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 5:50:41 PM)
If someone was going to send me their dick in a bag, I'd hope at least for a nice bag, at least.

LadyHeart -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 6:11:14 PM)
Snorting with laughter. The best one of those "please castrate" emails I've had was from a married man. One wonders how long it would take his wife to notice the loss of the family jewels...? :)) LH

Trampler -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 7:19:27 PM)
about a week after my 'Castration' thread was going on, I had gotten one of those emails, and foolishly started chatting with him. I had started that evening of fun on CM horny as hell. Needless to say, I didn't feel even remotely horny after that. shudders

thetammyjo -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 7:33:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: littlesarbonn quote: ORIGINAL: thetammyjo Then there are the weirdos who begin very nice and seem to be engaged in conversion but when you tell them they would be better off looking else where and even give them advice on how to do that, they turn all nasty. It must be very sad for someone to feel so bad about himself that he must lash out at others trying to be helpful. What a waste of time and energy those folks are. I wonder if they are ever able to learn and grow enough to find good relationships? My hope is that after they put a few more years behind them, maybe they might grow and learn. My immediate thought is that they probably don't, but one can always put out a sense of hope. Sadly this individual cannot not use age as an excuse though he turned out to be quite immature. Which just goes to demonstrate that age does not equal maturity especially emotional or scene maturity. I always wonder. Should I feel sad for such people or what?

chiaThePet -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 7:45:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen At least he'd be less of a dick afterwards E The First Annual chia* ~PET~ Award In The Catagory Of Best Comeback In A Comedy Series, Fiction Or Non Goes To The One, The Only, The Incomparable, The Incorrigible, Lady Ellen! i bow to Your Greatness, i rise in Applause, i roll on the floor Laughing chia* (the pet)

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 8:10:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsKatHouston The scary part about this happens when you get a mysterious package in the mail... LMAO!! Well, these days, you can call the bomb squad out. Just imagine, you can tell the guy "I got your package today...watch the six oclock news tonight"

MHOO314 -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/15/2007 8:17:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ready4srvce4all quote: ORIGINAL: MsKatHouston The scary part about this happens when you get a mysterious package in the mail... LMAO!! Well, these days, you can call the bomb squad out. Just imagine, you can tell the guy "I got your package today...watch the six oclock news tonight" *Nope, going to bronze it and put it on a statue for the first annual Chia pet award---to LadyEllen for a damn fine sense of humor----*

Vendaval -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/16/2007 12:58:25 AM)
I cannot imagine what would motivate someone to do that. [sm=ugh.gif] And to send scraps to someone who has no use for them? [sm=whoa.gif] Why don't they just become an organ donor or donate their entire cadaver to science after death? [8\|]

LaMistressa -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/16/2007 6:25:17 AM)
Step One: cut a hole in a box Step Two: put your junk in that box Step Three: make her open the box /with apologies to Justin Timberlake

LadyDominaX -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/16/2007 10:44:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaMistressa If someone was going to send me their dick in a bag, I'd hope at least for a nice bag, at least. Maybe a Gucci or Fendi bag? The offending part better be in a ziploc inside though so it doesn't stain anything.

mnottertail -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/16/2007 10:46:24 AM)
Oh yeah--- That movie--- 'The Dick wears Pravda'..... haven't seen it yet. Ron(ne)

YesMistressIrish -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/16/2007 1:07:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact Certain ones just stick out in your mind don't they? I don't think any of Us are going to forget the "please, castrate me" guy. Not that I remember his name, but I certainly remember his approach. Believe it or not, the way I see it, he's getting exactly what he wanted. A free ride by the Dommes (Myself included) of CM. Whether he was going for the humiliation, the shock factor, or even if it was just to stand out in the crowd.... If he had any other goal rather than one of Us actually chopping the thing off, he got it. Lady Ellen, by far, that has been the most hilarious comment about him to date. Your timing was absolutely perfect! Ok, I am really curious: Is this a guy who has made it big in business a couple of times, and is selling his company right now? LA area? Good looking face in a boyish kind of way? Says he's a millionaire, and supposedly travels back and forth to Europe? Charming, seemingly kind, and wants the end of the line to be any form of castration, a total cuck, etc? Then goes *poof at any rt? Will one of the dommes here please email me his name? Thanks for the laughs on this thread. There is a 'castrate me' movement going on. What a turn on! <not>

MistressSassy66 -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/16/2007 3:21:01 PM)
I love that answer...usually I say eww...now,I like that bag thing...maybe step it up to a box with the peanuts to ensure safe arrival. Can you say Taxidermy....hehe Hey...you could get a whole collection of them a nice display case...lol

Trampler -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/16/2007 7:55:38 PM)
spews rootbeer at the screen, again**

MsCfromMelbourne -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/17/2007 12:53:22 AM)
Castration fantasies are a simple mind fck most pro-dommes can do in their dungeons, and a pretty easy and lucrative one Assuming you have some reason to play along, you tell the guy you will do it, but you must be assisted by a qualified nurse. That way both of you get paid. Tie him to a chair - naked and legs spread - so nothing can move while you cut them out Fuss around professionally with all the medical stuff.....and make it look good. Remember the goal is to make the scene absolutely* terrifying. No giggling! Glove up and mask, shave and disinfect the area, show him the scapel and clamps and talk through how you will cut him open and he will be sutured up again Make him sign a bogus medical consent form (just for laughs) Rub on the numbing gel (but it might still work without anaestethic) Blindfold him, take a knife out of the freezer and you run the cold knife (blunt side of course) over the scotum while your "nurse" squirts body temperature fluid from a bottle all over the area as his pretend blood. Use fake blood if you want realism when you whip off the blindfold. Its amazing how many people really believe they are being cut open when a frozen knife is pressed into their flesh and dragged He will think you cut him open. But of course you didn't. That would be completely illegal. Now, most sane people will have screamed "mercy" (or red) well before you have to fake tugging out testicals. But be ready for the truly weird who want the castration fantasy right to the end. Remember: its a fantasy role play. Use the BLUNT side of the knife!! Good luck and tell me how it goes :) I LOVE medical role play

MsCfromMelbourne -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/17/2007 1:01:16 AM)
PS - the rush of this kink is believing your balls are really going to be cut off, not living without them afterwards. Thats why they are not actually cut off - does that make sense? But threaten that you really will cut them off.....next time!! The kinky male brain has an incredible capacity to suspend disbelief......thank goodness :) I love the psycho-rush of good role play. The only rush better than the castration fantasy is the snuff fantasy (again.... you don't really kill the sub/slave, OK......you just have to be a really convincing actress to the point he thinks he is going to die) ....that kink is a topic for another day.

jonathan -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/17/2007 4:38:08 PM)
i will comment on how foolish i think those requests You get are once i stop laughing, catch my breath, and get up off the floor....... Really, you want it that badly, just ice it down & ship it.

hereyesruponyou -> RE: Send it to Me in a bag (6/17/2007 6:36:24 PM)
Wow. You made that into a totally hot scene....huh!

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