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RE: Do Not Post In This Thread! - 10/10/2008 10:45:37 AM   
sappatoti


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From: the edge of darkness...
Status: offline 		[... emerges from the darkness carrying yet another post and hammers it into the ground ... fetches the wandering HFM and binds her to the post, arms wrapped around the post and behind her back ... ankles bound to the post ... reaches into the Magic Pocket and takes out a sign and hammers it into the ground...

quote:

Here stands HFM
patiently waiting for her pressies

Please do not fondle HFM


... returns to the darkness ...]

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RE: Do Not Post In This Thread! - 10/10/2008 10:48:59 AM   
HotFaerieMama


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RE: Do Not Post In This Thread! - 10/10/2008 10:52:58 AM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		Helping you learn patience by way of a post?

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RE: Do Not Post In This Thread! - 10/10/2008 10:58:57 AM   
HotFaerieMama


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Status: offline 		i think that ain't gonna happen..  i don't even know if Sir would be able to teach me to be patient.. ...

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RE: Do Not Post In This Thread! - 10/10/2008 12:04:03 PM   
Aylee


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quote:

ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama

i have very little patience but i have to have some.. as i won't be seeing Him untill Feb. but i want mah prezzies!!.. besides.. if the package gets here w/out fam around i won't have to find an excuse or lie to cover up what was sent... 


Okay. . . you have a UM.  Your parents KNOW that you are sexually mature. 

Your parents have you.  They KNOW what sex is. 

What is the point in lying?

Grow UP! 

Just tell them that it is a personal present, if it is something THAT personal.  But I am pretty sure they know what vibrators and dildoes are. 

Tell the UM, "It is something for Mommy."

Sheesh, girl, you do not have to go into graphic detail! 



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RE: Do Not Post In This Thread! - 10/10/2008 12:15:52 PM   
HotFaerieMama


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Status: offline 		my fam. is vanilla.. .. my mom dosen't even own a vibrator.. and she hates porn.. same with my dad.. they're weird... and i'd just rather have them not know what i got for my b day

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RE: Do Not Post In This Thread! - 10/10/2008 12:30:39 PM   
Aylee


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RE: Do Not Post In This Thread! - 10/10/2008 1:58:53 PM   
sappatoti


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;-)

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RE: Do Not Post In This Thread! - 10/10/2008 2:05:54 PM   
KonDomme


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RE: Do Not Post In This Thread! - 10/10/2008 5:12:00 PM   
beargonewild


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quote:

ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama

my fam. is vanilla.. .. my mom dosen't even own a vibrator.. and she hates porn.. same with my dad.. they're weird... and i'd just rather have them not know what i got for my b day


Do what I do to nosy people. I look them straight in the eye and ask them point blank: "Are you sure you really what to know what it is?" Using that certain tone of voice usually will make them change their mind very fast!


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RE: Do Not Post In This Thread! - 10/10/2008 5:14:48 PM   
Aylee


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OMG I am agreeing with Bear!  The end times must be here!

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RE: Do Not Post In This Thread! - 10/10/2008 5:22:09 PM   
beargonewild


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RE: Do Not Post In This Thread! - 10/10/2008 5:25:14 PM   
Aylee


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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

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RE: Do Not Post In This Thread! - 10/10/2008 5:27:39 PM   
beargonewild


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quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

quote:

ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama

my fam. is vanilla.. .. my mom dosen't even own a vibrator.. and she hates porn.. same with my dad.. they're weird... and i'd just rather have them not know what i got for my b day


Do what I do to nosy people. I look them straight in the eye and ask them point blank: "Are you sure you really what to know what it is?" Using that certain tone of voice usually will make them change their mind very fast!



Had one person always hounding me to borrow vhs movies and without asking, he went through my collection and picked one out. When I saw the title, I said "you don't want that one." To which he asked why. After the fifth time me saying that, I relented and said "if you're absolutely sure you want to watch then go ahead" One hour later he brought that movie back and said I shoulda known better and listened to you!  Funny thing is he's never asked to borrow a movie since! I am so evil!


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That I’m all yours what you waiting for?

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RE: Do Not Post In This Thread! - 10/10/2008 5:28:57 PM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		That's only cause you've never heard my voice! Though Greedy has and samaba and Rain and Lumus and RS and angel and sci!

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RE: Do Not Post In This Thread! - 10/10/2008 5:31:09 PM   
Aylee


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Status: offline 		Ya want my number Bear?


(I will have to check on my long distance and see if Canada is covered.  Otherwise, I could just call YOU)

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I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

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RE: Do Not Post In This Thread! - 10/10/2008 5:33:06 PM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		Aylee, honey, sweety snookums.....I've talked to them thru skpye!

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Promiscuous boy you already know
That I’m all yours what you waiting for?

Resident MANWHORE ~1000 Bear pts~

10 NZ points
Whips~n~Cuffs

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RE: Do Not Post In This Thread! - 10/10/2008 5:40:05 PM   
Aylee


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quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Aylee, honey, sweety snookums.....I've talked to them thru skpye!


Hmm. . .

Do not currently have that.  Sowwy! 

I will still find out about the phone thing. 

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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

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RE: Do Not Post In This Thread! - 10/11/2008 8:48:15 AM   
HotFaerieMama


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RE: Do Not Post In This Thread! - 10/16/2008 4:46:57 PM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		Posting belated b'day wishes that it was a good one (and you received the item you were hoping would arrive).

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"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

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