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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 5/4/2009 5:03:16 PM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		[... emerging from the darkness, a small canister vacuum cleaner sails through the air leaving a small trail of smoke and dust in its wake ... the canister keeps on sailing as if some mystical force propels it along invisible rails ... after a while, the canister vacuum approaches a suddenly appearing wall of flame ... the flames reach out with fiery arms and fingers and grab the little canister of metal and plastic, pulling it into the realm of the fire imps ...]

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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 5/4/2009 6:10:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		*a hoard of fire imps swarm over the canister...examining the strange contraption....minutes pass before they silently signal each other and begin to glow brighter and hotter....soon the vacuum canister begins to glow brighter and brighter before quickly melting into a pile of useless metal....*

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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 5/4/2009 7:57:46 PM   
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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 5/5/2009 6:00:51 AM   
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< Message edited by sappatoti -- 5/5/2009 6:01:22 AM >

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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 5/5/2009 6:05:13 AM   
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quote:

[... emerging from the darkness, a small canister vacuum cleaner sails through the air leaving a small trail of smoke and dust in its wake ... the canister keeps on sailing as if some mystical force propels it along invisible rails ... after a while, the canister vacuum approaches a suddenly appearing wall of flame ... the flames reach out with fiery arms and fingers and grab the little canister of metal and plastic, pulling it into the realm of the fire imps ...]
quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkFury

*a hoard of fire imps swarm over the canister...examining the strange contraption....minutes pass before they silently signal each other and begin to glow brighter and hotter....soon the vacuum canister begins to glow brighter and brighter before quickly melting into a pile of useless metal....*

that'll teach you to stay the hell out of my kitchen, fella's


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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 5/5/2009 9:00:07 AM   
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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 5/5/2009 1:24:46 PM   
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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 5/5/2009 1:35:38 PM   
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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 5/5/2009 2:00:54 PM   
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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 5/5/2009 2:53:32 PM   
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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 5/5/2009 4:18:40 PM   
sappatoti


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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 5/5/2009 4:45:19 PM   
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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 5/5/2009 4:47:28 PM   
sappatoti


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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 5/5/2009 5:16:46 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sappatoti

[... emerging from the darkness, a small canister vacuum cleaner sails through the air leaving a small trail of smoke and dust in its wake ... the canister keeps on sailing as if some mystical force propels it along invisible rails ... after a while, the canister vacuum approaches a suddenly appearing wall of flame ... the flames reach out with fiery arms and fingers and grab the little canister of metal and plastic, pulling it into the realm of the fire imps ...]

A flying... vaccuum cleaner, sappa?  Does Fae know about this?  She'd want to use a broom instead, methinks.

No offense to the Wiccan-minded, of course.  All in jest.

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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 5/5/2009 5:23:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well dream.....any proper witch will be riding a Cyber2000 broom. It comes with all the accessories and neatly folds up for easier storage.

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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 5/5/2009 5:29:38 PM   
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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 5/5/2009 6:37:10 PM   
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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 5/5/2009 8:11:12 PM   
sappatoti


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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 5/6/2009 4:49:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hey, now. I caught you all red-handed, posting all over the place. Look at the mess. Wheat paste. Staples. Tacks. & bits of posts everywhere. Who's cleaning this mess up?

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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 5/6/2009 5:36:30 AM   
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