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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 9/10/2016 8:29:14 AM   
jlf1961


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Needles, I am one of those things that lurk in the shadows.

I have existed since the dawn of time

I am that which all fear and none dare name




Cthulhu?



Worse

I give Cthulhu nightmares as well.


Seriously, I can give you the name of a traditionalist Jicarilla Apache shaman I scared the hell out of. He said I was "Bad medicine, bad temper" among other things, basically that critter that will hunt down your ancestors, descendants and 4th cousins six times removed to get revenge if you really piss me off.

And my shrink jokingly says my anger issues have anger issues.


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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 9/10/2016 10:37:20 PM   
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CONFUSED and that can be okay.

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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 9/10/2016 10:59:26 PM   
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CONFUSED and that can be okay.


Not on this thread.

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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 9/10/2016 11:02:02 PM   
Gauge


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Worse

I give Cthulhu nightmares as well.


Seriously, I can give you the name of a traditionalist Jicarilla Apache shaman I scared the hell out of. He said I was "Bad medicine, bad temper" among other things, basically that critter that will hunt down your ancestors, descendants and 4th cousins six times removed to get revenge if you really piss me off.

And my shrink jokingly says my anger issues have anger issues.



I did too. But you posted here and if you thought I would not say to not post here, you were mistaken... then...

Don't post here.

Agreed?

No?

Don't post on this thread.

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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 9/11/2016 2:29:30 AM   
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One thing I wondered for ages but now there is hope for a competent answer.

You are the one who could tell how not posting on this thread should be done.



OK, I guess I have to spell it out for people.

Here are my instructions on how to not post on this thread:

1. Don't post on the thread.

2. Turn off computer/tablet/smartphone/electronic device that would otherwise be used for posting on this thread, and do not turn it back on.


Fairly easy, I kind of streamlined it a bit... I wrote out a 53 step process, but I wouldn't post that here because you aren't supposed to post here.




But yes please, in my humble opinion these your 53 steps are absolutely vital since if anyone is supposed to post a post about not posting it should be you of course and you should tell us all how it should be done properly.

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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 9/11/2016 6:03:07 AM   
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If I may point out, if you tell someone NOT to do something, they well do whatever you said not to do in the first place.

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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 9/11/2016 6:06:14 AM   
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The difference is whether in an amateurish way or following expert advice

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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 9/11/2016 6:47:01 AM   
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The difference is whether in an amateurish way or following expert advice



Expert?

Look, I tell my arachnophobic niece not to turn around because there is a spider on the wall behind her and what does she do, turns around.

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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 9/11/2016 11:32:37 PM   
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But yes please, in my humble opinion these your 53 steps are absolutely vital since if anyone is supposed to post a post about not posting it should be you of course and you should tell us all how it should be done properly.


I have. I did. I would. I can. I must, I won't.

No... YOU!!!

Don't post to this thread.

Da FUQ was not crystal clear?


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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 9/11/2016 11:38:05 PM   
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If I may point out, if you tell someone NOT to do something, they well do whatever you said not to do in the first place.



Post.

This is a test. For the next howeverlongittakesit... this is only a test. Had this not been a test, you would have be laughed at. although this is not a post.

D. O. N. O. T. P. O. S. T. H.E.R.E.

Re: Post.

No... post.

Or not.

But POST!!!

Or not.

Fine...

I will end the thread.

There.

It is gone.

No more.

No reason to post here.

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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 9/12/2016 12:34:58 AM   
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Except that by starting this thread with the first post, you in essence, created the self fulfilling prophecy that people will post here.

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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 9/13/2016 3:51:45 AM   
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this is not a post.



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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 9/13/2016 6:30:48 AM   
jlf1961


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this is not a post.






What an opportunity for a blonde joke....

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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 9/15/2016 7:17:12 AM   
Gauge


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This thread is gone. It is no more. It has ceased to exist. What is the sound of one thread clapping?

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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 9/15/2016 7:29:39 AM   
jlf1961


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nope, the thread lives on

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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 9/15/2016 7:39:25 AM   
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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 9/15/2016 8:07:56 AM   
jlf1961


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>watches as the thread runs up and smacks Gauge on da back of his head.

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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 9/16/2016 4:59:13 AM   
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No reason to post here.


imho this is what makes this thread so popular and maybe the most interesting of all.

You had an ingenious idea for sure.

But I still await the 53 rules manual you promised.

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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 9/16/2016 6:39:18 AM   
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No reason to post here.


imho this is what makes this thread so popular and maybe the most interesting of all.

You had an ingenious idea for sure.

But I still await the 53 rules manual you promised.



Hmm, rules manual?

Actually, considering the name of the site, wouldnt 69 rules be better?

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RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! - 9/20/2016 11:41:43 PM   
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Hmm, rules manual?

Actually, considering the name of the site, wouldnt 69 rules be better?



This was a post.

If you disagree, please refer to the definition of a post... forthwith.



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