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octavia -> You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 5:29:23 PM)
You break your rabbit. [:o]

tricia -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 6:03:35 PM)
You mentally fast forward through the boring parts of your own fantasies.

Mystique567 -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 6:15:44 PM)
You start flogging yourself.

SlaveBlutarsky -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 6:29:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tricia You mentally fast forward through the boring parts of your own fantasies. lol. crap.

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 6:32:20 PM)
you skip over the sex scenes in your porn collection to catch up on the storyline

LadyHeart -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 6:35:56 PM)
You start using your kitchen gadgets for the purpose they were intended for :)) LH

EvilGeoff -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 6:36:34 PM)
your doctor asks if you want to renew your Levitra prescription and you ask him "Why?"

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 6:37:44 PM)
LOL ...you hold stock in Duracel and Eveready

darchChylde -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 6:44:03 PM)
the girl on the 900 line call you on her own time to hear your fantasies

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 6:46:07 PM)
...when the 900 companies call you and offer you a job...

darchChylde -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 6:48:12 PM)
when you win the AVN award for Customer of the Year

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 6:49:20 PM)
when hookers offer you money to have sex with them

DiurnalVampire -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 6:52:27 PM)
when the guy who runs the local adult vid store knows you well enough to wave on the street and ask you about your day.

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 6:53:20 PM)
when the toy industry asks you to test their new products to get the bugs out.

darchChylde -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 6:54:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia when hookers offer you money to have sex with them no, that's the sign of a great rep in bed; you lucky man when you have to sweet talk your hand and promise to respect it in the morning

Boucanier -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 6:56:03 PM)
Three words: Carpal... Tunnel... Syndrome.

DiurnalVampire -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 6:56:46 PM)
When your hand starts having headaches

Stephann -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 7:11:00 PM)
When you start selling the hair on your palms to the hairdresser for wigs.

DiurnalVampire -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 7:21:56 PM)
by proxy from a friend: You know its been too damn long when you buy textured condoms to try out on your toys, so just in case you want to use one, you know your prefernces

octavia -> RE: You know it's been too damn long when... (6/20/2007 7:27:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire by proxy from a friend: You know its been too damn long when you buy textured condoms to try out on your toys, so just in case you want to use one, you know your prefernces Great idea! adds to the grocery list

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