littlesarbonn
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Joined: 12/3/2005 From: Stockton, California Status: offline
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Domipalooza sounds much more exciting than Littlesarbonnpalooza, which consists of me getting out of bed at 9am, checking my messages and getting nothing but spam about penis enlargement and pills I can take to have that penis remain erect longer, having a shower, crying in my cereal (we can make it a littlesarbonnpalooza event where people can throw balls at cans that represent the various problems that exist in littlesarbonn's life, so we know what to cry about in our cereal for that day), which brings us to the "Walking to the mailbox to pick up all the circular mailings from local stores (and praying for a new Victoria Secret catalogue which is addresssed to, um, Ms. littlesarbonna). Then, once the important aspects of littlesarbonnpalooza are completed, we move onto the music entertainment, which if we're lucky consists of very scratchy recordings of the Village People, the Spice Girls and the soundtrack from Star Wars. If we're not lucky, it consists of either a humorous rendition of little sarbonn trying to play the guitar or his rendition of special yodeling pieces. That will then bring us to the star attraction of littlesarbonnpalooza, which is my hot next door neighbor Vandalyn (yeah, really hot neighbors always get a hot name) who will stand and stare at us for about five minutes, wondering why we don't get a life. And that will complete the first day of littlesarbonnpalooza!
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<---- FYI, this picture looks JUST like me http://www.littlesarbonn.com/Stickman/Stickman.htm The Adventures of Stickman and the Unemployed Lego Spaceman
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